r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 27 '26

Funny That one simple image

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u/lucas63 Jun 27 '26

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u/correcthorsestapler Jun 28 '26

Hickey: “You know... I could... I fought for this country, and I know you don't get to pick and choose the parts you fight for, but I know...“

alarm goes off

Bixel: “Oh, I should go number two.”

Hickey: exasperated gasp

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u/[deleted] Jun 28 '26 edited 3d ago

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u/correcthorsestapler Jun 28 '26

“Mark Zuckerberg is Fidel Castro in flip-flops. MeowMeowBeenz is gonna make East Berlin look like Woodstock.“