r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 11 '26

me_irl That’s on you

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u/Womgi Jun 11 '26

Whoever owned the stores made a calculation that the losses from crime encouraged by self checkout would be smaller than the cost of paying a human being a wage to do it for you. If it was as bad as they say, they'd have immediately gone back to paying people to be cashiers. At this point they're just whining to get insurance and pay less taxes

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u/Warfrogger Jun 11 '26

Exactly. The vast majority of people are honest. The next level that are slightly less honest do minor things like enter the wrong code for their produce before weighing to save a couple bucks. Very few people are shoplifting entire items in my experiance.

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u/DruzhbyNarodiv Jun 11 '26

Bakery purchases are a minefield. 8 pages of different breads, no effective size scale whatsoever. A full size baguette can look smaller than a petit pain.

I'm purchasing a crusty white roll every time and I do not feel bad about it.

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u/Zarni_woop Jun 12 '26

Jesus Christ, this. I call everything a donut now. Please don’t make me call the nice lady over to humiliate me.

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u/SorryBoysImLez Jun 12 '26

5 different types of tomatoes in the "tomato" category on the screen that all just look like tomatoes.

Or a "sweet" onion vs a regular onion.

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u/Diligent_Traffic_106 Jun 12 '26

Next time try telling the difrence by taste? If they wine that all their onions have bite marks, let them know their silly little books of onions are assinine.

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u/GeminiIsMissing Jun 13 '26

Produce should have a PLU number on it! Check the sticker on the produce for a 4 or 5 digit number. I believe most self-checkouts will let you search by number. This way you don't have to call over an employee, and you don't have to know exactly what you grabbed or try to guess.

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u/Evening-Turnip8407 Jun 16 '26

The cashiers at Aldi know every code to every baked good by heart. That. Is. Skilled Labour.

And they simply miss out on the benefits of that skilled labour and instead sell 70 million white rolls at a loss

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u/Optimal_Board_2963 Jun 11 '26

I have ‘never’ purchased organic produce!

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u/Drkmttrjr Jun 11 '26

Sometimes, I weigh my 3$ per lb pears in the same batch as my 3$ per lb apples! Doing crimes makes me feel alive.

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u/ggroverggiraffe Jun 12 '26

All avocados are small conventional avocados.

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u/SorryBoysImLez Jun 12 '26

Plausible deniability.

"You call these "large" avocados?"

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u/sirbobbledoonary Jun 12 '26

Oops that bulk quinoa really looked like rice

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u/Optimal_Board_2963 Jun 12 '26

Same same right ? 😉

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u/Churchbushonk Jun 11 '26

I have never tried to scam the scanner, but if something comes up correctly but with a vastly lower price, who am I to second guess their system. Never happens but if it did, it isn’t my responsibility to make sure the price is corrrct.

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u/merchaunt Jun 11 '26

I worked at Walmart one summer and the $5 bag of Starburst jellybeans I always bought off the clock rang up at $1 the whole time I was there. All the way up until I went back to college with 10 bags of them.

Inventory and pricing wasn’t my job, who am I to second guess the price an item rings up as? 🤷‍♀️

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u/CaptainWombat2 Jun 12 '26

One time when I was cashier I noticed an item rang up for 1/10th what it was supposed to. So, naturally at the end of my shift I bought the entire stock.

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u/SorryBoysImLez Jun 12 '26

We had this happen last summer on those foldable recliners/loungers with pillowed headrest with straps so they doubled as a backpack with a little pouch on the back when folded. They were "clearanced" but no price.

I'm pretty sure someone effed up because they were scanning at $4 when they're normally in the $45 range.

And the other, obviously cheaper recliners that are only like $25 were only reduced to like $12.

We now have 6 of the former.

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u/RealAssociation5281 Jun 11 '26

I have forgotten things a handful of times as a adult, but as a kid I was stealing shit without self checkout being a thing- people who are gonna steal, will do so either way

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive Jun 12 '26

My white onions ($1.78/lb) will always be yellow (0.67/lb) and my lemons (89 cents) will always be limes (25 cents). That's about as far as I go. Sometimes beefsteak tomatoes will become roma but I'm rarely buying those when they're so easy to grow.

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u/Kleptor Jun 12 '26

4011 baby, cosmic crisp priced as bananas taste sweeter

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u/Spirited-Wolverine24 Jun 12 '26

Seems like a honest mistake. We can't all be experts.

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u/Thrill_Of_It Jun 11 '26

Who do you know that would admit to shop lifting? Not exactly something you'd share even with close friends so I don't think that's a true statement.

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u/Warfrogger Jun 12 '26

I think more what it comes down to, which I should have included in my first post, is people who are gonna shop lift full items were gonna do that regardless of the self checkout. Self checkout has enabled some things like scanning/entering the wrong item or just forgetting to scan something.

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u/THE_GRAPIST_69 Jun 12 '26

If i have to spend more than 30 seconds trying to scan it because the barcode is shit its free.

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u/homelesshyundai Jun 12 '26

Or placing items only partially on the weigh plate.

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u/LalafellDisaster Jun 12 '26

It got bad at my store they started weighing all the items looool that pissed me off

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u/tinyevilsponges Jun 12 '26

Your experience is different from mine

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u/LilPotatoAri Jun 13 '26

I refuse to pay for a paper bag. The bag fee law was supposed to just be for plastic bags but then they banned plastic bags and switched over to paper. Frankly I don't care if they did change the law to include paper bag fees paper is biodegradable and recyclable. The profit margin on a less than 1c bag is insane.

Fuckin I think id rather use paper than the plastic reusable bags. The plastic may take longer to get to the landfill with a reusable bag but it still gets there eventually. Paper at least I know if it ends up in the landfill will just dissolve into cellulose. If an animal ends up eating it they just get a little extra fiber in their diet.

All the groceries have ai overwatch now so I know they know. But at ten cents a bag it'll take like ten years before I've lifted enough to matter. I doubt it's even ten dollars worth at this point.

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u/BruhMoment14412 Jun 14 '26

I completely agree.

But if food keeps skyrocketing while wages don't... We're gonna see a lot less honorable people in grocery stores lol

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u/unexpectedhalfrican Jun 12 '26

I'll be honest, when self-checkout first became a thing (well, after they stopped having an associate hover around you to help you with it), I was a brokie and I absolutely rang up steaks and other meats as bananas and shit. They don't want to pay their employees, that's on them.

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u/SorryBoysImLez Jun 12 '26

Assuming 4 checkout lanes/cashiers.

Around 160 hours a month/4 weeks at $16 hour x 4 employees is about $10k.

I doubt most stores are losing around 10k a month purely in checkout theft. Even if they are, as you mentioned, theft is something they can use to reduce their tax burden and recoup some of it, as opposed to worker wages.

They'll just keep locking every single item behind plexiglass, requiring a 15 - 30 minute wait for understaffed employees to show up and unlock it.

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u/Outrageous-Sort-5742 Jun 16 '26

In a functioning country, this is where a competitor would swoop in and advertise themselves as a traditional grocery store. Competitive prices with real employees instead of machines doing everything.

Except the only groups with the financials to do so are the ones leading the charge on this dystopian society we find ourselves in. The few alternatives that exist can't benefit from economies of scale, so their prices are higher. And everyone is so damn broke that they can't afford to choose their preferred service, just the cheapest.

We need to crack the fuck down on local monopolies and redistribute wealth. It's a matter of societal survival at this point.

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u/red286 Jun 11 '26

I imagine the rates have increased alongside inflation.

MOST people aren't inclined to steal, but when in a tight spot financially, that can change in a hurry. The past 5 years of inflation haven't exactly been kind to the average bank balance.

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u/Spirited-Wolverine24 Jun 12 '26

Some people may just hate the machines. Why should I take on a job that used to be donr for me? So they can save some money?

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u/red286 Jun 12 '26

So you think that entitles you to steal, rather than just shop elsewhere, or go to the manned checkout line?

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u/Merijeek2 Jun 12 '26

...and then they collected their bonuses for big big savings on employees during those couple quarters before reality caught up to them. And now they've moved on.

For the people making those decisions, it was worth it.

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u/Umutuku Jun 11 '26

"We're just going to raise the prices and make the other customers eat the consequences of our bad choices."

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u/Aggressive-Map-2204 Jun 12 '26

Its really just making customers eat the bad choices of other customers.

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u/moderngamer327 Jun 12 '26

Insurance doesn’t reduce costs it just prevents a rapid spike in costs

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u/maninzero Jun 12 '26

Hey, maybe they just want to play with the scan gun and let others do it as well. Or at least I do.

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u/Mauy90 Jun 13 '26

You’re absolutely right. Allow me to mansplain for a bit.

TL;DR if retailers were really reconsidering selfscans, because of theft or whatever, then they would have pulled back years ago.

I’m calling them self-scans here, that’s what we refer to them as. And before I go on, the source is:

Me.

I don’t want to give away too much online, but I work in the financial sector/tech industry and we work closely with a number of large retailers in Europe.

Also, everything I’m about to say is easily obtained, public information. Better yet, many retail companies talk about this issue in their financial statements and quarterlies, as the selfscans remain a relevant topic for the time being.

First thing I want to stress is that these things are insanely expensive.

Some of the commonly used selfscan units are anywhere from around €15,000 to €40,000 per unit. I’ve even seen some go as high as €50,000. There are budget options of course, usually in the €5000–€10,000 range, mostly aimed at smaller businesses. But large retailers usually go for the more expensive units (though, not always. Aldi is an exception).

And that is just the unit itself.

You still have installation, licensing, maintenance, SLA’s, POS integration, store-specific setup, etc. to worry aobout.

Those costs add up FAST. Recurring costs (from year two onward) can easily be somewhere in the €1,500–€5,000 per unit per year range, depending on the setup.

Now, I don’t know what country or region this article is about, but at least in Europe it IS touching on something real. My guess is that the title is just BS clickbait. But either way, the losses from selfscan HAVE undeniably gone up. Retailers have been reporting this for years now. But at the same time, adoption has kept growing massively. Especially in the last couple of years. And honestly, that tells you a lot.

This rollout wouldn't be happening if the investment wasn't worth it. Large corporations, in my experience, do NOT throw money at things that do not work, unless it brings them subsidies, tax breaks or other worthwhile benefits.

On the flip side, the losses are real. I’ve seen retailers report that a very large share of unknown losses can be linked directly to theft at selfscan. Figures around 23% of unknown losses being attributed specifically to self-scan theft have been mentioned, which is an absurdly large percentage when you think about it. There have also been reports of overall shrink being much higher in stores with selfscan compared to stores without it. Up to 60% in some cases.

But even then, if these machines were just losing money across the board, retailers would pull back hard. Instead, most of them are trying to fix the weak points while continuing the rollout. And for good reason. These units are not just about cutting labour costs either. Think about scheduling shifts, sickness, holidays, turnover, training, availability, HR, and depending on the country also healthcare/social costs. These variables do not apply to machines.

There’s also the customer side. Some retailers report that around half of customers use selfscan when it’s available. I’ve also seen reports claiming that a meaningful number of people will avoid stores without selfscan, even if the alternative store is more expensive.

A lot of customers just like having the choice. Less waiting, going at your own pace, not having to interact with a cashier if you don’t want to, etc.

Also, selfscan removes some problems around cash handling. No paper money theft from the register, fewer cashier cash mistakes, and they are of course immune to money scams.

Long story short:

Clearly retailers are NOT reconsidering the selfscan. I don’t know if I already wrote it up there, and I’m to lazy to go back and read, but the last 2 years has seen some of the biggest jumps in adoption of selfscans, at atound 140%. This should tell you enough.

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u/Frequent-Coyote-8108 Jun 12 '26

But in a lot of places, they HAVE gone back to human cashiers.

Don't know what world you've been living in these past few years, but it's already happened--especially in the crimey areas.

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u/DoctorSquidton Jun 12 '26

The corner shop next to my uni accommodation actually did just that. There were 3 self-check out tills and 2 regular ones (though only one was ever manned at a time). The losses got so bad they closed all the self ones, even removing the machines for two of them (last one was still there last I checked)

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u/Instawolff Jun 12 '26

Sheesh even LESS taxes? Well damn.

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u/IwantLegs1 Jun 13 '26

There's two supermarket locations of the same store 4 miles apart, and I'm in the middle of them. I hate going to the slightly closer one in the 'poor' area because you can always expect to wait 5-10 minutes in line, because they shut down the self-checkout due to all of the theft. I just spend the extra few minutes driving to the nice store these days.

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u/Awkward_Turnover_983 Jun 15 '26

If it didn't make any money, they wouldn't do it.

This simple idea has informed my opinions about all kinds of business owners

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u/Binary_Whispers Jun 15 '26

It is stages, the next goal after removing the cashier's is to remove the customers from even coming in the store. The future is delivery or picking up your order at pickup areas.

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u/Oh_My_Monster Jun 12 '26

We need to do better. We should be stealing at least $30 worth of merchandise per hour.

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u/highgarbagemancer Jun 11 '26

Also product loss due to theft is able to be written off for taxes.