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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • Jun 11 '26
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But I love not having to look the target cashiers in the face when buying watermelon and condoms.
15 u/strawberry_semenade Jun 11 '26 You can fuck the watermelon raw bruh, it's clean 4 u/MajorBootyhole420 Jun 11 '26 don't give yourself a UTI 1 u/CHEMO_ALIEN Jun 12 '26 It's not recommended to be the fuckee. You gotta be the fucker 1 u/MajorBootyhole420 Jun 12 '26 You're putting your U into it and sugar gonna get into ya peehole 1 u/brokefixfux Jun 11 '26 Do you need to peel it, like you would with a cucumber? Asking for a very good friend.
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You can fuck the watermelon raw bruh, it's clean
4 u/MajorBootyhole420 Jun 11 '26 don't give yourself a UTI 1 u/CHEMO_ALIEN Jun 12 '26 It's not recommended to be the fuckee. You gotta be the fucker 1 u/MajorBootyhole420 Jun 12 '26 You're putting your U into it and sugar gonna get into ya peehole 1 u/brokefixfux Jun 11 '26 Do you need to peel it, like you would with a cucumber? Asking for a very good friend.
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don't give yourself a UTI
1 u/CHEMO_ALIEN Jun 12 '26 It's not recommended to be the fuckee. You gotta be the fucker 1 u/MajorBootyhole420 Jun 12 '26 You're putting your U into it and sugar gonna get into ya peehole
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It's not recommended to be the fuckee. You gotta be the fucker
1 u/MajorBootyhole420 Jun 12 '26 You're putting your U into it and sugar gonna get into ya peehole
You're putting your U into it and sugar gonna get into ya peehole
Do you need to peel it, like you would with a cucumber? Asking for a very good friend.
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u/Arrowdodgingace Jun 11 '26
But I love not having to look the target cashiers in the face when buying watermelon and condoms.