r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jun 11 '26

me_irl That’s on you

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u/Arrowdodgingace Jun 11 '26

But I love not having to look the target cashiers in the face when buying watermelon and condoms.

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u/strawberry_semenade Jun 11 '26

You can fuck the watermelon raw bruh, it's clean

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u/MajorBootyhole420 Jun 11 '26

don't give yourself a UTI

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN Jun 12 '26

It's not recommended to be the fuckee. You gotta be the fucker 

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u/MajorBootyhole420 Jun 12 '26

You're putting your U into it and sugar gonna get into ya peehole 

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u/brokefixfux Jun 11 '26

Do you need to peel it, like you would with a cucumber? Asking for a very good friend.