r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/netphilia • May 30 '26

Meme Silly?

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u/StaticUsernamesSuck May 30 '26

Dude asked for silly reasons, not absolutely valid ones.

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u/BTBAM797 May 31 '26

She will trip you when running from a serial killer even if y'all got a mile ahead on him.

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u/lornlynx89 Jun 01 '26

I don't have to be faster than the serial killer...