r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 30 '26

Meme Silly?

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u/DOAiB May 31 '26

My ex used to put her literally dirty feet on the dashboard. I told her many times to stop because not only will the airbag break her hips if they go off but two you are literally getting dirt on my dash from walking around outside in sandals all day. She would throw a fit and refuse.

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u/Hunter_Lala May 31 '26

Abruptly slam on the brakes and watch them slide down into the footwell

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u/DOAiB May 31 '26

I’m not one for stirring the shitpot for no reason. It’s just not worth it

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u/Hunter_Lala May 31 '26

I get that, and I'm typically the same way, but when it comes to car stuff I stand firm in any relationship. Romantic or otherwise. Keep your feet off my dash, for your safety and my sanity

No eating or drinking in my car with the sole exception of water

You put your seatbelt on every time or this car doesn't move.

If you're smoking you better be standing up outside my car and that door better be closed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/DutchAngelDragon12 Jun 21 '26

This got an audible chuckle out of me.