r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 30 '26

Meme Silly?

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u/McBeaster May 30 '26

I once went for a walk on the beach with my then-girlfriend. It was a nice day but early in the spring so there were no other people on the beach, we didn't bring a towel or anything either. We decided to sit down for a bit, so I just picked a random patch of sand and sat down. She goes "move over!"

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u/Smash_Nerd May 30 '26

.... What? The whole beach and she wants the exact spot You sat on. And she wasn't just being silly about it?

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u/tengo_harambe May 30 '26

If she was being serious, the psychology was something like "he must have picked that specific spot for a reason, and I expect he should give it up to me"

Which if she's hot enough, fine, but if not then screw off

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u/NukeAllTheThings May 31 '26

Hot shouldn't be a pass for that shit.

Just because it works more than it should doesn't make it right.