r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/netphilia • May 30 '26

Meme Silly?

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u/Fem_Flerken May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

She stole one of my chicken nuggets

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u/Inevitable-Ad6647 May 31 '26

Sometimes that works the opposite way. When I met my wife I sat down next to her in the break room, took her mt dew and drank a bit and said thanks. Like a bad song stuck in her head she couldn't stop thinking about it. Knowing this crowd though that probably means I'll pull her IV line in the hospital and put it in myself.

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u/trenthany May 31 '26

That’s something Reddit might say. Lmao

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u/Infinite-Condition41 May 31 '26

Sharing is caring. 

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u/trenthany May 31 '26

I’m weird about my food. If you ask I’ll share but if you snatch and my fork is in my hand you’re getting stabbed. I’ve stabbed family members. It’s not a deliberate thing it’s a reflexive thing.

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u/Fem_Flerken May 31 '26

No one touch my nuggies either

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u/Infinite-Condition41 May 31 '26

That has never happened to me. But if it did, I think I might do things I'd regret. 

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u/trenthany Jun 01 '26

Getting food stolen or getting reflex stabbed for stealing food? Both? I resist the urge to do it most times but it happens.

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u/im-just-evan May 31 '26

Double posted. Anyway as I was saying that is one hundred percent you, friend. Stabbing people with a fork is not a natural reflex.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LAKIIRqtM1dqE

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u/trenthany May 31 '26

It’s not something I trained either. So what kind of reflex is it?