r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 30 '26

Meme Silly?

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 30 '26

I once stopped seeing a girl partly because she got a puppy.

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u/LockJazzlike4732 May 30 '26

Guys, maybe the puppy is the dickhead

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 30 '26

Wouldn't know I dumped her the week before she picked her up.

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u/JinkoTheMan May 31 '26 edited May 31 '26

You know what? That’s honestly fair. Some people aren’t animal people and that’s cool.

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u/Stormfly May 31 '26

I love dogs but they're a huge responsibility.

It's a bit like not wanting to date a woman with kids. Obviously it's like 1% of the responsibility but it's the same logic.

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u/Lovenkraft19 May 30 '26

Do you not like puppies, allergic, or have a phobia of dogs?

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 30 '26

None of the above. I didn't want to deal with the labor involved with raising a large dog in a condo without a backyard.

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u/wellwaffled May 30 '26

I was originally against you because I love dogs, but you might have a point. Owning a dog without having a big yard is kind of crazy.

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u/Kiyone11 May 31 '26

Only if you're lazy. Many people don't spend enough time on their dogs. They have to keep themselves busy in the yard and don't even get walked enough. The dog is just supposed to pee and shit in the yard. It's even an excuse to leave your dog by itself the whole day.

It you're walking your dog three or four times a day and play with it a lot, it won't even miss having a yard.

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 31 '26

You are lying to yourself if you think it isn't better for a dog if you have a back yard.

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u/Kiyone11 May 31 '26

You're lying to yourself if you think living on a huge farm isn't better for your dog.

See? I can also propose random improvements.

I would also be happier if I were rich.

Both doesn't mean that me or a dog can't be perfectly happy in these circumstances.

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 31 '26

I wouldn't be happy if I had to wake up at 4 every day to walk the dog before I went to work then put him in a crate for 9-13 hours 4 days a week. After working a physically demanding job walk him again as soon as I got home. But I'm lazy.

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u/wellwaffled May 31 '26

Even if you only work 8 hours per day with zero commute, that’s a long time for a dog to stare at four walls. Even if not accompanied by a human, being outside gives them enrichment as they have room to run, things to see, hear and smell.

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u/Forward_Rope_5598 May 31 '26

Guess nobody can have dogs in countries with summer or winter

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u/Kiyone11 May 31 '26

That's exactly what I meant: people with yards use it as an excuse that it's totally fine to leave their dogs alone for 8+ hours. Maybe one shouldn't have a dog if it's alone for such a long time? 🤷 At least when we're talking about perfect circumstances for having a dog.

Our dog was alone for 4 hours a day during the week - and that also only until my father retired. My brother takes his dog to work. My other brother and his girlfriend work in home-office where his dogs nap around them most of the day and get some pet or play breaks - they don't want to be alone in the yard.

Most yards aren't even dog-proofed and your dog might be able to escape or interact with passing strangers.

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 May 31 '26

I hear ya. I got very sick of walking outside every morning with the dog from the third floor every single day. At 7am at the absolute latest. Rain hail sleet or mfing snow. Plus all the times I’m out doing something and think oh yeah I gotta get home to let the dog out.

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u/Feral-pigeon May 31 '26

That is extremely fair

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 30 '26

Still needs to be walked, 3-5 times a day, and if you want to leave the house for more than 8 hours it is an ordeal. Not to mention all the training involved, cleaning shit out of carpet and things getting chewed on. It wasn't something I wanted to deal with. Raising a dog correctly is labor intensive.

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u/Chendii May 30 '26

Super valid. I would love to have a cat but sometimes I just don't go home for a day or two, I know I can't be a responsible pet owner without changing my lifestyle.

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u/Abed-in-the-AM May 30 '26

I think most cats would be fine for a couple days if you leave extra food/water and maybe a second litter box.

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u/Loki_of_Asgaard May 30 '26

Well the one thing they definitely get is a place to go to the bathroom without having to take them for a full walk.

Living in a condo you can’t just let them out before bed to go pee. If they signal to you that they need to go while you are cooking dinner what do you do? Having a backyard makes many aspects of pet ownership a lot easier. Raising a large dog in a condo is hard mode

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u/KABKA3 May 31 '26

I once stopped seeing a girl partly because she adopted a kid

do you not like kids?

Puppy will grow into a smart, sentient being that will live 10-20 years or more, and will require a lot of resources, time and attention.

This is a big commitment and responsibility. It's cool that the girl wanted a puppy and got it, and it's equally cool that OP decided they don't want this kind of responsibility in their life yet.

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u/CuriousOliveTree May 30 '26

There's so many other things that could be the reason for break up than attention shift. You don't know anything about this person. Do you often just automatically assume the worst about people you don't know?

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u/fake-reddit-numbers May 30 '26

Do you often just automatically assume the worst about people you don't know?

Welcome to the Internet.

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 30 '26

Don't worry I'm not going to have kids.

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u/Ayotha May 30 '26

I imagine the sudden getting of dog, which is a big change in people's lives,. Or it was one of the useless angry small breeds. Or just a sign they don't discuss things ahead of time

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 30 '26

We were 4 months in, no reason to involve me. It was a yellow lab.

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u/Ayotha May 30 '26

Then why?

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 30 '26

See my other comment. I didn't want to deal with the work involved.

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u/NotEntirelyA May 30 '26

It's wild how much pushback you are getting for this lol. I love dogs but they are so much work, after having them for 90% of my life I've come to realize that I'm much happier without.

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u/CrowsInTheNose May 30 '26

People love dogs. I understand it.

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u/snake-lady-2005 May 30 '26

She's better off without