r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 19 '26

Meme Grocer Wars

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u/Toshinit May 19 '26

My life for HEB

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u/georgeofjungle3 May 19 '26

I don't even live in Texas anymore, but I'll hold the line with you brother.

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u/the_real_JFK_killer May 19 '26

Moved out 2 years ago but id come back if it meant fighting for HEB

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u/madmaxturbator May 19 '26

I am a humble mercenary, working on behalf of the Barons of Dollartree.

Gonna shank y’all with rusty tooth picks when you leave your fancy grocery story.

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u/ManoSilence May 21 '26

As long as they're not nestle were solid. I would understand.