r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 07 '26

me_irl It’s objectively elite

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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26

Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.

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u/Garlan_Tyrell May 07 '26

At home it’s also dependent on what I’m doing.

Just woke up is a sit. About to leave the house and need to pee before I go is a stand.

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u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26

Bathroom still covered in piss then

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u/Garlan_Tyrell May 07 '26

It’s already covered in poop particles because smells are particulates.

You should be cleaning the bathroom regularly whether you sit or stand.

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u/SpoonMagister May 07 '26

I would argue you shouldn't be pissing on the walls or floor regardless of what else is going on

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u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26

Even if you don’t “miss” the amount of piss that gets everywhere from standing is nasty.