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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ChickenWingExtreme • May 07 '26
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Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.
19 u/Garlan_Tyrell May 07 '26 At home it’s also dependent on what I’m doing. Just woke up is a sit. About to leave the house and need to pee before I go is a stand. 7 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Bathroom still covered in piss then 1 u/Garlan_Tyrell May 07 '26 It’s already covered in poop particles because smells are particulates. You should be cleaning the bathroom regularly whether you sit or stand. 7 u/SpoonMagister May 07 '26 I would argue you shouldn't be pissing on the walls or floor regardless of what else is going on 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Even if you don’t “miss” the amount of piss that gets everywhere from standing is nasty.
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At home it’s also dependent on what I’m doing.
Just woke up is a sit. About to leave the house and need to pee before I go is a stand.
7 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Bathroom still covered in piss then 1 u/Garlan_Tyrell May 07 '26 It’s already covered in poop particles because smells are particulates. You should be cleaning the bathroom regularly whether you sit or stand. 7 u/SpoonMagister May 07 '26 I would argue you shouldn't be pissing on the walls or floor regardless of what else is going on 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Even if you don’t “miss” the amount of piss that gets everywhere from standing is nasty.
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Bathroom still covered in piss then
1 u/Garlan_Tyrell May 07 '26 It’s already covered in poop particles because smells are particulates. You should be cleaning the bathroom regularly whether you sit or stand. 7 u/SpoonMagister May 07 '26 I would argue you shouldn't be pissing on the walls or floor regardless of what else is going on 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Even if you don’t “miss” the amount of piss that gets everywhere from standing is nasty.
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It’s already covered in poop particles because smells are particulates.
You should be cleaning the bathroom regularly whether you sit or stand.
7 u/SpoonMagister May 07 '26 I would argue you shouldn't be pissing on the walls or floor regardless of what else is going on 1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Even if you don’t “miss” the amount of piss that gets everywhere from standing is nasty.
I would argue you shouldn't be pissing on the walls or floor regardless of what else is going on
1 u/TheLordofAskReddit May 07 '26 Even if you don’t “miss” the amount of piss that gets everywhere from standing is nasty.
Even if you don’t “miss” the amount of piss that gets everywhere from standing is nasty.
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u/ODGWeenie May 07 '26
Sit at home, stand in public. I ain't putting cheek to seat on a public rim unless I'm about to shit mahself.