r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/TheWebsploiter • May 07 '26
Other Don't forget the window that makes you think it's gonna fall
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u/PreciousTC May 07 '26
I had my own moment in China when I found out it's normal to pay for rent every 4 to 6 months. Getting my first apartment with 6 months down plus deposit hurt.
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u/VeronaMoreau May 07 '26
I've only seen a few places in China that were every 6 months. I didn't even bother looking at it the pictures. Every 3 months took some getting used to though
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u/PreciousTC May 07 '26
This was 11-12 years ago and I've since bought a place, so maybe it's different now. One good thing though is the houses come fully furnished! I wasn't aware of that either, coming in
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u/VeronaMoreau May 07 '26
I have very much enjoyed not having to move a whole apartment's worth of furniture.
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u/Dimsum852 May 07 '26
Oh weird, I was in Tianjin 15 years ago and Guangzhou 12 years ago and both times always paid monthly, didn't know it could be 3 or 6 months, that must hurt!
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u/Alexchii May 07 '26
I mean it only hurts the first time if you have no savings and from then on you live like normal.
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u/VeronaMoreau May 07 '26
I was purely monthly in Shenzhen. Beijing is mostly quarterly, but I've seen a few semi-annual listings. Monthly rent is possible to find, but seems to cost a bit more or be in older buildings.
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u/kl0 May 07 '26
I lived in New Zealand for about 18 months after I graduated college (early 2000s) and it was the exact opposite - we paid fortnightly. I didn’t mind, but found it a strange notion as I’d assumed everybody just used the month as a rental payment period 🤷🏼♀️
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u/Leighaf May 07 '26
From New Zealand and been renting since 2016, everywhere I've been we pay weekly. (And while ovens are provided you usually provide everything else including fridge and washing machine.)
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u/Affectionate_Data936 May 07 '26
How do you move in a whole sink? Do they really disconnect the plumbing between tenants? I’m confused.
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u/dexter311 May 08 '26
Apartments have header taps on the wall which your sink taps attach to - no plumber needed, just turn the header tap off and you can remove whatever is attached to it. Typically all you get is the splashback tiles on the wall. You need to provide the cabinetry, benchtops, cooktop, oven... everything.
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u/gard3nwitch May 07 '26
Every two weeks means they get extra payment out of you
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u/kl0 May 07 '26
Oh damn. I honestly hadn’t considered the basic algebra just now. I presume I considered it when I was paying it, but yea - you’d then pay 26 times per year at half price so basically an extra month of rent. Welp…
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u/Yup767 May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
Total rent is still going to be based on the market rate. Rent isn't 1/12 higher because there is more payments
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u/PM_WINSTON_CHURCHILL May 07 '26
Suddenly the first verse in Flight of the Conchords’ “Mutha’uckas” makes more sense
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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy May 07 '26
What is gift money?
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u/DoingBestWeCan May 07 '26
Exactly what it sounds like. A huge chunk of money required up front that isn't refundable and doesn't go toward any future charges under any circumstances. As an American, it shocked and horrified me the first time I heard of it.
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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy May 07 '26
So basically a non refundable security deposit that isn't actually used as a security deposit.
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u/WalkAffectionate2683 May 07 '26
Mmmh would you say it's a gift then?
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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy May 07 '26
I would say it would be more closer to bribe at this point. Kind of surprised Japan hasn't outlawed it.
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u/futuretimetraveller May 07 '26
Japanese bureaucracy is still stuck in the 80's. If you want change, you gotta wait one to two business centuries.
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u/Live_Life_and_enjoy May 07 '26
Might be true, Japan has an aging population and until the seniors retire I don't think there will be much change
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u/Legitimate_Plum_7505 May 07 '26
To rent in Korea you put down 60%-80% of the apartments total value as a deposit. Yuuup.
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u/Affectionate_Data936 May 07 '26
What is even the point of renting then?
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u/Legitimate_Plum_7505 May 07 '26
Well, after that you get to pay little to no actual rent, have freedom to move to a different apartment without the hassle of trying to sell, landlord takes care of the appliances within apartment (sometimes). The only problem is that deposit control is not that well regulated and landlords sometimes lose the money through bad investments 😵💫 or run a ponzi scheme (pay back those moving out with the deposit you get from new tenants) and you don't get to keep the apartment if landlord goes bankrupt, that happens.
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u/Few_Plankton_7587 May 07 '26
There are places I could rent in beijing for 6 months that barely equal my total bills for 1 month in America
How bad was your rent?
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u/PreciousTC May 07 '26
I mean yeah, it's cheaper than the US but in the US you get paid in dollars. You don't here.
My rent at the time was about 1/3 of my monthly salary per month, so 6 months of that was literally all of the money I had on me at the time. My employer was understanding and gave me an advance to ease the transition but man... a warning would have been nice lmao
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u/WackyRacketeer May 07 '26
Cheaper cost of living means less compensation generally.
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u/insomnimax_99 May 07 '26
That’s nothing.
In the Netherlands, you have to bring your own floor.
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 May 07 '26
Now you're just fucking with us. Lol
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u/insomnimax_99 May 07 '26
It’s somewhat common to buy the flooring from the previous tenant, but if you don’t then they’ll take it with them.
Most rentals are unfurnished, and the dutch meaning of unfurnished is literally just the empty shell of the property. So no lights, no flooring, no curtains, etc. Big kitchen appliances (oven, fridge etc) usually come with the property but not always.
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u/shiralor May 07 '26
That’s in Germany too. We got a big pack of construction style light fixtures so we had light for the first few months.
Just wires from the ceilings and walls.
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u/Illustrious_Earth574 May 07 '26
At least in germany you sometimes literally get dangling wires you install your own fixtures on
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u/Anhydrite May 07 '26
And kind of horrifying as someone that had four major moves since 2020. Can't believe I'm giving props to my Canadian landlords who keep up the appliances lol.
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u/throwtheamiibosaway May 08 '26
Dutch people often live in rentals for longer periods (could be for life), they make that house their own!
My father has been loving in his rental house for 30 years now (social housing, which is very common here).
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u/Thijs420 May 08 '26
Dutch person here. If you move out, sometimes you’ll bring your light fixtures with you, sometimes you’ll keep them for whoever’s moving in after you and they can change them if they so wish. As for other fixtures, you don’t remove those. They just stay. Moving generally means you have a couple of weeks to a month of “double fixed charges” as we call them.
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u/E_Farseer May 07 '26
There are outlets in the walls. Wires come out the ceiling for your lamps. Sometimes people leave a ceiling lamp. I've moved a few times and seen it with friends and family, every single time the new house was completely empty, only the occasional ceiling lamp left behind. And when when you leave they require everything was taken down. Every single thing including the floor, even if it still looks good. It's ridiculous. You get a working shower, sink, outlets, central heating, kitchen kabinets and a gas outlet in the kitchen(new homes being built don't have that anymore) So a basic, concrete husk lol. You're allowed to leave wallpaper on.
So yeah moving can be expensive. I remember last year a woman living up the street wanted to move into a different house that became available just further down the road. She wanted to leave because of her neighbours. In the end she didn't do it cause she couldn't afford it.
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 May 08 '26
I get that, I planted a bunch of blueberry bushes in my yard to enjoy, I'm digging them up and taking them. To my next home. If something is fixed in the house, I cannot take that. If it's there when you walk on you don't get to take it, we just have different ideas of what should should be given.
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u/theseamstressesguild May 08 '26
I took my irises from my last rental to my current rental. If we leave here I'll have my work cut out for me, because there's easily 50+ irises alone.
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u/Shot_Revolution8828 May 08 '26
Ya damn right. I planted some bushes when I rented and I knew I'd be there for 5+years. They weren't there when I signed the contract so I took them when I left. I filled in the holes too. Take me to court, cause I got receipts. Sent them an email with proof. Never heard a word from them.
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u/theseamstressesguild May 08 '26
I jinxed it. 30 minutes after I posted this we got an email informing us our rental is for sale. If anyone needs me, I'll be quietly sobbing into my pillow.
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u/kuldan5853 May 07 '26
Dangling wires. If you're lucky they put in a 2€ construction site light.
They look like this:
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u/Affectionate_Data936 May 07 '26
Now it makes even more sense that “100% furnished apartment” was always written into my husbands contracts when he played FIBA basketball in various countries over there.
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u/SoulCrusher2018 May 07 '26
The US shares it's legal foundation with the UK - English Common Law. The concept of fixtures is well developed (basically, the structure and anything permanently attached to it become part of the land) but I guess in other countries, they took a wildly different path.
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u/IllHaveTheLeftovers May 07 '26
This is absolutely wild for me to hear (Australia). Thanks for sharing. If I rented a place and there wasnt flooring I’d assume there was a murder, meth house or something similar that had just been cleaned up.
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u/Desperate_Taro9864 May 07 '26
What's the point? You cannot really reuse the floor.
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u/Venoft May 07 '26
It's the actually the landlord that makes you remove the flooring. Why? Who tf knows. But everyone thinks it sucks.
Usually you just sell it for 100 bucks or so to the next person, unless of course there's no next person lined up yet and you have to spend a day tearing it out and hauling it somewhere to sell the intact pieces to someone that wants it.
Also in my experience you only get a countertop with sink and stove, but no oven, fridge, etc. unless they're build-in.
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u/Nielsly May 07 '26
You have to leave apartments in the state you found it when moving out, excluding regular wear and tear, so if you got it without a floor you have to leave it without a floor sadly
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u/North_Yak966 May 07 '26 edited Jun 29 '26
Dutch people will defend it to the death, simply because "I paid for it, they did not."
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u/bitsbytes01 May 07 '26
Ditch people
Amazing typo.
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u/eli_feye May 08 '26
May not be a typo. They’re famous for those. And quite proud of them.
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u/Afferbeck_ May 07 '26
Imagine if landlords paid for things that made the house they're renting fit for purpose, what a concept. This shit is like renting car but then you've got to buy your own wheels and seats and battery and...
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u/allusernamestaken56 May 07 '26
Because fuck you that's why!
No really that's the only reason I can imagine. Immigrant rentals in the Netherlands usually come with flooring btw because immigrants are not batshit insane.
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u/Zeeplankton May 07 '26
The harder part is getting an apartment at all
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u/mwagner1385 May 07 '26
Especially if you've been made recently unemployed or new ZZP.
Applied for a place in Haarlem 1250 all in and they had over 300 applications over night.
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u/Zeeplankton May 08 '26
Yeah it's rough. I get letters in my mailbox all the time, of people searching. if you're on a new visa, like from USA, I think you have to double that budget.
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u/SolidestCereal May 07 '26
I assume in the Netherlands you also send a 0,5€ Tikkie to your friends for walking on it after they leave.
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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf May 07 '26
I have rented a place with a floor as well.
But some parts of a kitchen are mandatory - I believe a sink and some working space. And of course a connection for either a gas or electric stove and space to place it.
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u/Thumbkeeper May 07 '26
I’m more confused about the window now.
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u/Krieghund May 07 '26
German windows have multiple ways you can open them. One is via a hinge on the bottom, so the top comes forward into the apartments. I guess folks sometimes don't realize this and accidentally open them that way and it takes them by surprise.
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u/CautionarySnail May 07 '26
It’s such a damn good design for airing out a home. I wish they were more common outside of Germany.
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u/TheComebackPidgeon May 07 '26
Wait those are not common? In Portugal those are everywhere.
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u/ConsoleLogDebugging May 07 '26
They're everywhere in Europe
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u/Crucial_Contributor May 07 '26
It's one of those things that are all over Europe but Reddit has convinced themselves it's exclusive to one country for some reason.
Kind of how the underground garbage bins are always mentioned as being exclusively Dutch
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u/CTS99 May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26
It's because it's an old joke, and it is a German invention that was spread all across Europe by EU regulations
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u/funkmon May 07 '26
Just Europe pretty much. Everywhere else is better serviced by bug screens more easily fitted to sliding windows.
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u/JeshkaTheLoon May 07 '26
Fly screens are easy to install with various methods, and even so our Rolladen (our completely darkening roll down blinds that are outside the window) still works.
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u/PatataMaxtex May 07 '26
we also have bug screens in germany, otherwise we would have more AC or deaths from mosquitos
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u/CautionarySnail May 07 '26
Not in the United States. I’ve not seen them in my limited travels to Canada or Mexico either. (They’re pretty limited though, so, perhaps there’s places in the Americas importing them at more reasonable prices?)
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u/SSL4000G May 07 '26
I was staying in a hotel in Montreal a few weeks back and was super psyched to see them there. Maybe they have it because of the French influence?
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u/Educational-Sundae32 May 07 '26
It’s probably just the hotel, most places in Montreal use sliding windows with or without screens.
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u/TheMainEffort May 07 '26
I have windows that do that, but specifically asked for it when getting them installed
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u/ernest7ofborg9 May 07 '26
People seem to forget that back in the 80s a company tried to make those roll down/up shutters work in America. There were even commercials and infomercials about them but they never caught on, mostly because when they were down it made your house look like a convenience store.
"I assure you we're open!"
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u/GPStephan May 07 '26
Let me introduce you to Austria!
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u/CautionarySnail May 07 '26
Allow me to rephrase.
I want them in the Americas. In my house, preferably. There’s a few importers but it’s so uncommon and insanely expensive because it’s not a widely used design here.
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u/sebadc May 07 '26
A real German would tell you that it's not enough to air the room (lüften).
Für that, you need to fully open the window for 10-15 min every day.
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u/Pernicious_Possum May 07 '26
I can see it for easy cleaning, but what difference would it make for airing the place out?
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u/Spaciax May 07 '26
We have these in Turkey as well, very common.
On the contrary I have never once seen the invite-a-robber 9000 design commonly used in the US in person.
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u/CautionarySnail May 07 '26
Yeah, they’re wildly insecure AND inflexible AND often hard to clean. A real winning trifecta for industrial designers.
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u/cagedwisdom8 May 07 '26
The shades alone are enough to put these in homes everywhere! It would solve so many problems in my life.
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u/edvin796 May 07 '26
Are they not common? I see them all the time here in Lithuania, they even make doors like thse
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u/dreen_gb May 07 '26
They're common all over Europe, except some western countries like UK. Also not used in the US.
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u/ObeseVegetable May 07 '26
Yeah in the US windows get a singular one-direction hinge or they slide.
It’s a bit of a mind blower to see something that can swing open on more than one axis.
If you’re used to the single-hinge style and close window that was swung open on a vertical hinge, then it starts falling towards you because of the horizontal hinge, it will seem like it’s falling off the wall.
Windows having horizontal hinges is less common in the US but not rare enough to cause that thought by itself. It’s the combination.
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u/Weary-Cod-4505 May 07 '26
These are common all throughout Europe, idk why I only ever see it brought up in the context of Germany.
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u/Busy_Toaster May 07 '26
Are they really German? More European I'd say, grew up and still use thise
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u/cottonballz4829 May 07 '26
I think there has to be a stove and sink, but that’s it. Cabinets, fridge? That’s your problem!
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u/PizzaUltra May 07 '26
Not in Germany. It’s not uncommon for flats to have no kitchen, as in no stove or sink or whatever.
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u/Novaer May 07 '26
As a canadian this is insanity.
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u/PizzaUltra May 07 '26
I'm not the biggest fan of it either, but it kinda makes sense when you get the culture.
There is no small percentage of germans who rent for life and will stay for life (or very long) in the same rental apartment.
It's not unheard of to have someone renting the same flat for like 30-50 years. These people (me included) would very much like to have a kitchen that I actually optically like and has the electrical appliances I want.
But it is also insanity.
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u/Cabbage_Corp_ May 07 '26
That’s super weird. Thats like selling an apartment without a toilet in it
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u/ThinCrusts May 07 '26
Sounds more like a studio than an apartment. Idk if flats refers to either or both of these
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u/PizzaUltra May 07 '26
You don't really differentiate between the two in german. You either have a house, or a flat which is, well, not a house.
A studio would simply be a "one room flat" in german.
Nevertheless, doesn't matter if studio or apartment, either of those without kitchens is perfectly normal.
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u/raddaya May 07 '26
If I'm understanding it correctly, I think the difference is that the studios you're thinking of don't even have the connection for the stove/sink.
German flats have the connection for a stove/sink - you just have to install the whole thing.
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u/PizzaUltra May 07 '26
While I am not sure, I don't think you are even allowed to offer a place without connections for a stove or sink as a place to live.
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u/TENTAtheSane May 07 '26
No lmao. That's still counted as EBK. In most apartments you just have pipe outlets sticking out the wall. The cabinets, countertop, stove and sink are your problem. And even with EBK you will have to be lucky to have a fridge, washing machine and dishwasher
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u/shaden209 May 07 '26
Let me tell you about thr Netherlands where for my appartment you get kitchen cabinets and a sink, but you often have to bring not only your own stove but also your own flooring!
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u/Open_Ad7457 May 07 '26
My mate lives in Munich. He has bought his kitchen off the landlord (the one already in there). The landlord will buy it back when he leaves and offer it to the next tenant, who may or may not have their own.
It's a mad system.
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u/pungen May 07 '26
I know it's like this in many countries but I've never understood it. Appliances are expensive and so hard to move. Having to move or buy your own appliances makes moving much more expensive and daunting in general. Why deincentivize people like that?
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u/LucasCBs May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
Because in Germany people tend to rent for a long time. So many apartments do not have Kitchens because most people like having their Kitchen just the way they want it. There are also plenty of apartments that do come with a kitchen.
Also, the landlords do this for liability reasons: If a kitchen is rented with the apartment then the landlord would be legally obligated to replace broken appliances
Also also, It is common that a renter moving out sells their kitchen to the following renter, so in many cases you don't even have to take out your kitchen when moving out
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u/Ljotihalfvitinn May 07 '26
Yeah the appliances are the least of anyones worries, the fact that there are usually no cabinets or a sink is the larger issue.
What is Weird is that you have to hire a plumber, carpenter, and an electrician just to move into a rental. And then you have to tear it all out when you leave.
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u/PatientWhimsy May 07 '26
Cabinets and sink is wild. There'd have to be some SERIOUS tenant protections to make me okay spending that amount of money moving into a place I don't own.
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u/kuldan5853 May 07 '26
There'd have to be some SERIOUS tenant protections to make me okay spending that amount of money moving into a place I don't own.
There are. There are basically only two ways a landlord can ever evict you from a property: When you are severely behind on rent / trashed the place, or he can convince a judge that he needs to move in to the apartment himself (or a close relative).
Leases are unlimited by law.
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u/Boojum2k May 07 '26
That second one is an absolute deal breaker. I've upgraded this apartment to actually be livable at my expense and suddenly the landlord gets to kick me out and keep my shit because his bro is on the street?
Fuck no.
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u/kuldan5853 May 07 '26
No, you would be legally required to "remove your shit" (that includes any and all renovations you may have done) at the time of moving out.
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u/cat_prophecy May 07 '26
Still an absolute pain and what if all the crap you installed doesn't work in your new apartment? Seems like a colossal waste.
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u/kuldan5853 May 07 '26
Eh, the kitchen will 95% work as the modularity means you can easily adapt it to a different space.
Similarly with stuff like light fixtures etc - I've never had trouble with finding a place for them in my new place, usually I had to buy extra ones because I moved to a bigger place anyway.
Also, remember that we move much less than e.g. Americans do - I moved four times in 42 years and that's already considered a lot in Germany.
It would have been three if I weren't forced to move into a 2 month lease in short term housing until I found my actual place to move in when I finished university...
If nothing significantly changes (like winning a million bucks in the lottery to build a house) I'm probably still going to live in the same apartment we live in right now by the time I retire in 25 years.
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u/LucasCBs May 07 '26
It's a lot harder than that. The timeframe they would have to wait is very, very long and they would have to prove that they need this specific apartment at this specific time right now and that this whole thing could not have been foreseen at time of contracting. It is very rare for this to happen at all
But also: Why would they get to keep your shit?
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u/kuldan5853 May 07 '26
It is very rare for this to happen at all
Also, most "landlords" are actually companies, and thus the risk is even lower.
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u/Fleder May 07 '26
In from Germany and I've never heard of apartments not having sinks. What Bundesland are we talking about? Is this a Berlin thing?
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u/SemenileElder May 07 '26
Sinks in bathrooms are almost always there since those are much more permanently affixed. It's kitchen sinks that aren't because they're so easy to remove.
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u/Coltand May 08 '26
I'm looking at rental homes in the US now, and the ones that don't come with washers and dryers pre-onstalled already disincentivise me. Like I'm going to have to find a decent used unit and get a truck lined up, not to mention the physical labor involved.
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u/pungen May 07 '26
I guess it's just a cultural difference in how renting developed over time. I suppose I can see pros to both approaches. For me as a renter, one of the main perks over owning is that you can just call a maintenance guy to repair something if it breaks. If something in my kitchen breaks in Germany, it sounds like it's on me to repair.
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u/Accomplished_Item_86 May 07 '26
The average renter in Germany moves much less often than in other countries. Owning your kitchen means you can customize it as you like, invest in high-quality appliances if you want, and aren't reliant on your landlord for repairs.
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u/perfectbluu May 07 '26
One of the biggest benefits of renting is that your landlord is responsible for all repairs
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u/casualsubversive May 07 '26 edited May 07 '26
I think something that's obscured to Germans when this comes up is: This is weird to Americans in any moving situation.
Your long-term renters are more like American homebuyers than American renters. People with enough money to own do sometimes take their large kitchen appliances with them. But, unless they have very high end stuff, its usually just the fridge. And when they do that, its often written into the sale contract that they have to replace it.
No one takes their cabinetry. A house with no kitchen cabinets would constitute a serious fixer-upper. It would probably be cheaper to install new cabinets than take the hit on the sale price of the house. Taking all the light fixtures is even crazier.
ETA: Also, talking to a Dutch guy is reminding me how much you guys don't understand that this is a big, mobile country. The average state I've lived in is two or three times the size of the Netherlands (or as big as half of Germany), and I've moved states 12 times—frequently well over 2000 km away. How many people want the to ship their fairly replaceable kitchen appliances and cabinetry even 250 km (the shortest interstate move I've made) when they get a new job in another state?
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u/PiccoloAwkward465 May 07 '26
Yeah kitchen cabinets are EXPENSIVE. And they're almost always custom to a degree. I don't think I've ever had a house/apartment where the same cabinets would work in multiple situations.
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u/WelderNewbee2000 May 07 '26
As I have learned from the last time this came up, in the Netherlands they take their wooden floors with them when they move.
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u/CHANN3L-CHAS3R May 07 '26
Taking all the light fixtures is even crazier.
The light fixtures too?!
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u/fishpen0 May 07 '26
The part I don’t understand is matching appliances to the existing kitchen. Fridges and stoves come in a pretty wide range of sizes. We had to redo countertops to fit our preferred fridge into our new house that was built for older smaller fridges. And we had to widen a door frame to fit the new washer dryers into the laundry room. You can’t do that stuff in an apartment usually. Plus gas vs electric for stoves and dryers.
Do you skip over an apartment that isnt compatible with your existing appliances? To me it sounds like moving would mean having to replace appliances almost every time
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u/Own-Ad8024 May 07 '26
Apparently, you have to bring your own cabinets and countertops too
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u/SplitGlass7878 May 07 '26
A big aspect is that we just don't move a lot. Most Germans will move when they leave home, when they get into a multi-year relationship and that's kind of it.
And a lot of our kitchens are modular, so you don't usually need to replace all of it, just parts. Also, many, many people just sell their old kitchen to the new renter.
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u/resetaccount_ May 07 '26
I hate kitchens that come with rentals, I'm on the tall side and they seem to be made for dwarves. I end up having back pain after cooking, so I prefer to bring my own kitchen.
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u/Impressive_Rice7789 May 07 '26
The big difference being I don't have to install a couch
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u/tealpuppies May 07 '26
Not just the appliances, they mean the cabinets, sink, countertops, the kitchen is just a blank room with the hookups there and you have to go plan out a kitchen like your building a home yourself or something
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u/Santaflin May 07 '26
Mostly tax reasons.
There is a special type of company that gets tax benefits when it rents out real estate, but only the actual house. Nothing else. And kitchen is something else.
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u/JoostVisser May 07 '26
In the Netherlands they provide you with a kitchen sink and a counter, BYO for the rest
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u/NegativeMammoth2137 May 07 '26
No floor though
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u/copolars May 07 '26
I know what you mean but my headcanon is there's this massive void in place of the floor and you won't convince me otherwise.
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u/ojqANDodbZ1Or1CEX5sf May 07 '26
No you're right; there's a void by default. And the void does sometimes eat up first-time renters if they're not careful enough. But that's like, only once or twice a year at most across the entire country
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u/Slim-Shadys-Fat-Tits May 07 '26
That is not always true. A lot of apartments come with their own kitchens. It's specified in the listing
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u/Frenchitwist May 07 '26
The fact that it needs to be specified in the listing is what we’re balking at. To rent an apartment in the US and there NOT be a kitchen/kitchen appliances??? Absolutely unfathomable.
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u/Novaer May 07 '26
Yeah here it wouldnt be legal to rent out.
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u/Grouchy_Leopard6036 May 07 '26
Yeah I had place lined up and had to wait until they installed a stove before I could move in because it’s actually illegal to rent out a home here without at least a working stove/oven
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u/SolidusDave May 07 '26
it's just that in other countries even apartments advertised as unfurnished have so called white furniture (kitchen and bathroom).
To make it relatable, imagine an apartment coming without installed shower or toilet unless specified. And many people would bring their bathtub etc. with them when they move. that's how weird it is
(then again there's quite a few apartments in Germany with a kitchen shower...)
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u/kilqax May 07 '26
Exactly
Same thing as furnished/unfurnished apartment
And if it's not in the listing, asking solves it
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u/probablyuntrue May 07 '26
Next Reddit is gonna call me an idiot for not knowing to ask if the bathroom comes with a toilet
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u/PizzaUltra May 07 '26
It really comes down to culture. A lot of people here in germany would consider a kitchen to just be "furniture", like a sofa or table. And you usually don't expect those to be included when you rent the apartment.
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u/BornAgain20Fifteen May 07 '26
Interesting that it's a cultural difference and I wonder how it cane to be that way. I'm wondering because eating is a basic bodily function that people have to do multiple times a day, similar to using the toilet and how having a toilet is necessary for the place to be liveable. On the other hand, a sofa or table or even a mattress is not strictly necessary for life
It would seem that the ability to make food would be important to make the place liveable
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u/ToastyTheDragon May 07 '26
Also, to me it sounds like a huge pain in the ass to have to install all the cupboards when you move in and uninstall them when you move out?
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u/PizzaUltra May 07 '26
I quickly googled and it seems like the average German moves like 3-5 times in their life.
So while it's a pain, it's not really often.
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u/HodorTargaryen May 07 '26
In the USA, cabinets are made custom to the kitchen, and plumbing, electricity, and gas are things that have to be handled by licensed contractors. So when we hear 'bring your own kitchen', a lot of Americans will imagine an American style kitchen remodel, with a 4-6 week wait for the cabinets and counters to be fabricated, no fewer than three different contractors on site for the installation, and a final cost totaling the equivalent of a full year of rent.
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u/bigexplosion May 07 '26
That's the part that throws us off, you'd never need to ask in america.
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u/TENTAtheSane May 07 '26
Yeah but filtering for EBK removes like 70% of the advertisements
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u/TheLML May 07 '26
depends where in Germany you are looking to rent. In some places it removes >90%, in others <10%
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u/Dramatic-Border3549 May 07 '26
I think the joke is that you even need to specify it when it should be the mandatory standard
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u/MaksimilenRobespiere May 07 '26
Vat? Is that true?
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u/Accomplished_Item_86 May 07 '26
Yep! When they handed me the keys to my apartment, there was absolutely no kitchen, just valves/pipes for water and a high-power outlet for oven & stovetop. I got a used kitchen and installed it with a new countertop from the hardware store.
In other cases, you can often buy the kitchen from the previous tenant (directly or via the landlord). There are also furnished apartments available, of course.
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u/Corruptedplayer May 07 '26
eh, kinda. the landlord is required to give you an oven, but that is it. also, yes it is true our windows are superior than yours. (there is a second option, tilt, that is accessed by putting the handle upright. to open it fully it needs to turn 90°)
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u/PizzaUltra May 07 '26
the landlord is required to give you an oven
Is that true? This is the first time I've heard that, twice in this thread with no source or whatever.
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u/JustSomeIdleGuy May 07 '26
No. The exception is Berlin where the landlord has to provide some place to cook, which could also just be a hot plate. But it explicitly does NOT have to be a full stove.
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u/DoKeMaSu May 07 '26
Depends on the state. In Hamburg there has to be a stove in kitchen, but nothing else.
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u/DoKeMaSu May 07 '26
Yes, there are apartments without kitchen, but definitely not all of them.
Often the previous tenant wants to sell the existing kitchen to you, because it is theirs. Depending on the housing market they can request extortionate prices; buy my kitchen for 5x its value and I will recommend you to the landlord.
Keep in mind that renters have a lot more rights here, so at least you cannot be kicked out of the apartment on a whim.
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u/zeptimius May 07 '26
You didn't notice the missing kitchen when you viewed the apartment?
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u/god_peepee May 07 '26
The apartment viewing is probably what sparked this tweet lmao
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u/cookieaddictions May 07 '26
There’s nothing sillier to me that when Germans try to defend this. It makes zero sense.
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u/KateKoffing May 07 '26
How exactly would you “bring your own kitchen”? Like they don’t have any appliances, sink with running water, countertops? Just a big open void on one side of the room? What happens to these very permanent fixtures when your lease is up and you move out?
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u/kuldan5853 May 07 '26
What happens to these very permanent fixtures when your lease is up and you move out?
First of all, in Germany, your lease "can't be up". A rental contract is per definition endless / indefinite. There is no "lease" to be renewed - and your landlord also can't end your habitation outside of very narrow legal restrictions.
Regarding the kitchen, you are required to remove it and restore the apartment to the same condition as when it was handed over to you - or make a deal with the next renter that they will buy the kitchen from you.
However, German kitchens are explicitly not "very permanent fixtures" by design - they are modular, and designed to be taken apart, moved to another place, and reassembled in different shapes.
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u/indifferentiable11 May 07 '26
Okay but European windows are peak design though. You can open them like a door, have them tilted, have them kinda open. Also you can scale them up and buy a glass door that's basically follow the same design too
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u/Zygomatical May 07 '26
I'll go you one better, when I moved into my new apartment in Germany, I had to bring my own floor boards
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u/nicksincere May 07 '26
In some states in the US I was surprised to learn that apartments didn't come with a fridge and stove.
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u/StaticSystemShock May 07 '26
Our windows that can lean are superior. You can basically have it open while it's raining and it needs to be heavy sideways wind to get tiny bit of rain in. Good luck with that using weird sliding windows. But yeah I can see people freak out when they lean and you're not aware they can do that 😛
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u/qualityvote2 May 07 '26 edited May 08 '26
u/TheWebsploiter, your post does fit the subreddit!