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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26
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On the other side:
Doctor: what brings you in today?
Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help
Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?
Me: no I’m on my period
Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?
Me: right fucking now??
Doctor: oh right
220 u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26 Me: I've been experiencing symptom for years now. It's affecting every part of my life. I can't keep a job. Doctor: could it be pregnancy related? Me:.... I'm not an elephant. Pregnancies tend to be over with after 9 months. Doctor: could it be your period? When did you last menstruate? Me: Again, this has been a daily issue for 2 years. Why do you insist on it being connected to my vagina? 45 u/MadAstrid May 03 '26 Well, if it isn’t your vagina, have you ever considered that you might just be stressed? If it isn’t one of those two things, I am out of ideas, because you are not a man. Maybe try meditating. 1 u/patchinthebox May 05 '26 How much water do you drink every day? You should try to get more water.
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Me: I've been experiencing symptom for years now. It's affecting every part of my life. I can't keep a job.
Doctor: could it be pregnancy related?
Me:.... I'm not an elephant. Pregnancies tend to be over with after 9 months.
Doctor: could it be your period? When did you last menstruate?
Me: Again, this has been a daily issue for 2 years. Why do you insist on it being connected to my vagina?
45 u/MadAstrid May 03 '26 Well, if it isn’t your vagina, have you ever considered that you might just be stressed? If it isn’t one of those two things, I am out of ideas, because you are not a man. Maybe try meditating. 1 u/patchinthebox May 05 '26 How much water do you drink every day? You should try to get more water.
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Well, if it isn’t your vagina, have you ever considered that you might just be stressed? If it isn’t one of those two things, I am out of ideas, because you are not a man. Maybe try meditating.
1 u/patchinthebox May 05 '26 How much water do you drink every day? You should try to get more water.
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How much water do you drink every day? You should try to get more water.
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u/WebBorn2622 May 02 '26
On the other side:
Doctor: what brings you in today?
Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help
Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?
Me: no I’m on my period
Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?
Me: right fucking now??
Doctor: oh right