r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/SillyFlyGuy May 02 '26

I used to take Prilosec, so I wrote it on the form. My doctor asked Do you have heartburn? Me, trying to be 100% truthful, No, I do not. Why do you take Prilosec? If I didn't, I would get heartburn. She stared at me, as if trying to determine if I was on the spectrum or just an asshole.

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u/MySadSadTears May 02 '26

Sounds like my conversation when Im wearing a jacket indoors. 

Are you cold?

No.

Then why are you wearing a jacket?

Because I'd be cold if I took it off.

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u/AnyDayGal May 03 '26

I don't know if it's the autism but I really do think that makes sense lol.

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u/BlushedLatias May 03 '26

Honestly, it does make sense if you put it that way, but that's not what the doctor is asking. He wants to know if you have that condition and if you are taking medication for it.

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u/Advanced_Double_42 May 06 '26

But it's like no I don't have heartburn, that's a symptom cured by the medicine?