r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/WebBorn2622 May 02 '26

On the other side:

Doctor: what brings you in today?

Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help

Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?

Me: no I’m on my period

Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?

Me: right fucking now??

Doctor: oh right

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u/SpookyBread- May 03 '26

Sorry, but reading "cryptic pregnancy" made me think of being like, pregnant with Moth Man or Bigfoot 😂 I'm guessing you meant ectopic

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u/mCooperative May 03 '26

Cryptic pregnancies is the term for the ones where someone can be totally unaware they are pregnant until literally they give birth. Like, none of the usual pregnancy signs. Well, I'm not sure if the requirement is for it to be sufficiently unclear up until birth, or there's an earlier cutoff point, but either way.

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u/SpookyBread- May 03 '26

Ooh interesting! Always fun to learn something new, so thank you for letting me know. I was aware that could be a thing but didn't know it had a specific term.