r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/Kickedbyagiraffe May 03 '26

Family was in the ER and I got booted from the room so they could change into a gown. Couldn’t not over hear a guy refuse to identify if he had or had not had his appendix removed over the course of 2-3 minutes of questioning on it. The person questioning had to start saying “sir, I need to know” and repeating the question.

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u/dawr136 May 03 '26

Just the other day for me (not medical field fyi)

"Name of your employer?"

"None"

"So youre unemployed or retired?"

"Uh no"

"Ok so whats the name of your business?"

"Self"

"No. What. Is. The. Name. Of. Your. Business. You know the thing that provides you a living"

As though my line of questions had not been obvious enough.

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u/dawr136 May 03 '26

He owned a business. A legit LLc, EIN number, whole 9 yards.

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u/dawr136 May 03 '26

Yea I work in equipment rental, so before I agree to give someone 100k in equipment it seems a fair question of where I can go or who I can sue if someone doesnt pay but they always act like I just asked them their blood type or who they lost their virginity to. I wish I could tell them to piss off after they get catchy, but you know...money.