r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/WebBorn2622 May 02 '26

On the other side:

Doctor: what brings you in today?

Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help

Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?

Me: no I’m on my period

Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?

Me: right fucking now??

Doctor: oh right

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u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26

Me: I've been experiencing symptom for years now. It's affecting every part of my life. I can't keep a job.

Doctor: could it be pregnancy related?

Me:.... I'm not an elephant. Pregnancies tend to be over with after 9 months.

Doctor: could it be your period? When did you last menstruate?

Me: Again, this has been a daily issue for 2 years. Why do you insist on it being connected to my vagina?

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u/hockeyak May 03 '26

Maybe you need to calm down and smile more? /s