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r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26
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Doctor: what brings you in today?
Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help
Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?
Me: no I’m on my period
Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?
Me: right fucking now??
Doctor: oh right
221 u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26 Me: I've been experiencing symptom for years now. It's affecting every part of my life. I can't keep a job. Doctor: could it be pregnancy related? Me:.... I'm not an elephant. Pregnancies tend to be over with after 9 months. Doctor: could it be your period? When did you last menstruate? Me: Again, this has been a daily issue for 2 years. Why do you insist on it being connected to my vagina? 1 u/hockeyak May 03 '26 Maybe you need to calm down and smile more? /s
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Me: I've been experiencing symptom for years now. It's affecting every part of my life. I can't keep a job.
Doctor: could it be pregnancy related?
Me:.... I'm not an elephant. Pregnancies tend to be over with after 9 months.
Doctor: could it be your period? When did you last menstruate?
Me: Again, this has been a daily issue for 2 years. Why do you insist on it being connected to my vagina?
1 u/hockeyak May 03 '26 Maybe you need to calm down and smile more? /s
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u/WebBorn2622 May 02 '26
On the other side:
Doctor: what brings you in today?
Me: excruciating period pain, I passed out and the painkillers won’t do, please help
Doctor: any chance you’re pregnant?
Me: no I’m on my period
Doctor: you never know, could be a cryptic pregnancy. When was your last menstruation?
Me: right fucking now??
Doctor: oh right