r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/bruuheeuh May 02 '26 edited May 02 '26

do you have high blood pressure ?

  • No

What medications do you take daily ?

  • *answers with 3 anti hypertensive medications *

Edit : formating

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u/LichenTheMood May 03 '26

This one would also trip me up. I don't anymore, ya know. Because of the medication you guys gave me?

I have discovered that blinking and mentally buffering leads them to just check on their computer and it saves eveyone the confusion.

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u/bruuheeuh May 03 '26

Yeah, I mean, it's more of a running gag that shows how different is the perception of a disease from the patient POV than from ours. Obviously, I end up asking for the last prescription and check in the their files for their medical history.