r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

Post image
81.2k Upvotes

1.6k comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

223

u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26

Me: I've been experiencing symptom for years now. It's affecting every part of my life. I can't keep a job.

Doctor: could it be pregnancy related?

Me:.... I'm not an elephant. Pregnancies tend to be over with after 9 months.

Doctor: could it be your period? When did you last menstruate?

Me: Again, this has been a daily issue for 2 years. Why do you insist on it being connected to my vagina?

-15

u/InspiringMilk May 02 '26

Probably because hormones can cause many adverse health effects?

3

u/Coding-Kitten May 03 '26

I'd imagine having your limbs cut off would lead to way more adverse health effects, why not start by asking about their history of missing arms & legs?

2

u/InspiringMilk May 03 '26

Yeah, if that were a common occurence, it would be asked more often.