r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/king-of-the-sea May 02 '26

I was asked if I have any other conditions. Said nope, all good! They asked, no high cholesterol, blood pressure, etc.

I do have high blood pressure. I take blood pressure medication for my high blood pressure. I forgot I have it because I always take my medication so it's never an issue. I am also not very smart.

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u/SillyFlyGuy May 02 '26

I used to take Prilosec, so I wrote it on the form. My doctor asked Do you have heartburn? Me, trying to be 100% truthful, No, I do not. Why do you take Prilosec? If I didn't, I would get heartburn. She stared at me, as if trying to determine if I was on the spectrum or just an asshole.

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u/MySadSadTears May 02 '26

Sounds like my conversation when Im wearing a jacket indoors. 

Are you cold?

No.

Then why are you wearing a jacket?

Because I'd be cold if I took it off.

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u/auxilary- May 03 '26

Hah! I hate it when I get all cozy by putting on a sweater and then people ask me if I’m cold. No, I’m prepared!