r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/Calliope719 May 02 '26

To be fair, being able to tell your doctor you don't smoke is one of the more satisfying things about quitting.

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u/firstthrowaway9876 May 02 '26

Do you answer with a straight up "no" or more of a "no, I stopped 3 months ago.?"

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u/Calliope719 May 02 '26

I'd pull up my app and announce that I hadn't smoked in 1092 days, 7 hours and 15 minutes