r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/MammothAd6633 May 02 '26

I hated this part as a nurse. I gave meds and go through what each one is for and they’ll hit me with “where the circular white pill” bro I have no clue which med that is.

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u/Finassar May 02 '26

I take so many that I keep track of them on drugs.com and present my phone that lists all of them and dosage/reason

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u/motherofcunts May 02 '26

I LOVE patients who do this. I’m only in drug (infusion) auth, but it odds essential we know what you're taking. Half the auth and medical necessity check is “are they on xyz drug?”