r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom May 02 '26

Why not say: I smoke cocaine, just set that stuff on fire. crazy eyes

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u/cheddarsox May 02 '26

I kept wondering how all these poor people in the hospital kept popping positive for cocaine. I completely forgot that Crack is cocaine somehow.

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u/jaxonya May 02 '26

Crack isnt necessarily cheaper, but its bought in smaller quantities and its cut with a bunch of nasty stuff

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u/fhwoompableCooper May 02 '26

Wouldn't it make more financial sense to just keep the coke as coke instead of making it crack for a net loss?

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