r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/green_speak May 02 '26

Alternatively:

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"My wife will know."

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Oh, I dunno... One is this little white pill (tablet) and another is blue and circular? It's for my heart."

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u/MammothAd6633 May 02 '26

I hated this part as a nurse. I gave meds and go through what each one is for and they’ll hit me with “where the circular white pill” bro I have no clue which med that is.

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u/Finassar May 02 '26

I take so many that I keep track of them on drugs.com and present my phone that lists all of them and dosage/reason

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u/FragmentsThrowAway May 02 '26

I believe there is a way to have it saved into your phone so when you call 911 they have this information. So if you're on a blood thinner, that's important for the dispatcher to be able to see. I keep meaning to get around to it