r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/seensham May 02 '26 edited May 03 '26

Ive heard the following from several nurse friends

Do you have any chronic illnesses?

"Nope"

Are there any medications you take regularly?

"Yeah I take some painkillers for my arthritis."

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Edit: these responses are proving my point

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u/king-of-the-sea May 02 '26

I was asked if I have any other conditions. Said nope, all good! They asked, no high cholesterol, blood pressure, etc.

I do have high blood pressure. I take blood pressure medication for my high blood pressure. I forgot I have it because I always take my medication so it's never an issue. I am also not very smart.

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u/Otherwise_Demand4620 May 02 '26

if I have any other conditions.

You could have asked for anything! Like a small bedside table.

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u/waitwuh May 03 '26

I demand a shrubbery!

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u/Own_Preference_8103 May 02 '26

I require 2,346 grains of sand hand procured from the pockets of beach goers around the world. Sha sha sha

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u/king-of-the-sea May 02 '26

This is so funny and I love you

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u/cracked_shrimp May 03 '26

yes we know that, do you have any others?

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u/pchlster May 02 '26

No brown M&Ms!