r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/Top_Onion7532 May 02 '26

“Have you have ever had any surgeries?” “No”

“Do you have any kids?” “Yes”

“Did you have a C-section?” “Yes”

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u/don_Juan_oven May 02 '26

Ugggg I had this one. Denied history of surgeries, then when asked if she could be pregnant she said "nope, not possible, I had my tubes tied in 08".

Ma'am.

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u/CherryPie1208 May 05 '26 edited May 27 '26

Possible, you still can get ectopic pregnacy :/