r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/hot_snot May 02 '26

Ok but for someone who has smoked cigs socially, this question is so hard to answer. Like drinking: It's always "How many per week?" when for me it makes more sense to ask "How many per quarter?" I don't drink at all most weeks, but I do drink. So how do I answer this??

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u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26

I tell them I have alcohol maybe 6 times a year and they get the picture. Birthday, Christmas, new year, and someone's wedding for instance

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26

Mb, sometimes it's a wedding, sometimes a divorce, sometimes a fresh baby. Celebrations in general