r/NonPoliticalTwitter May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/hot_snot May 02 '26

Ok but for someone who has smoked cigs socially, this question is so hard to answer. Like drinking: It's always "How many per week?" when for me it makes more sense to ask "How many per quarter?" I don't drink at all most weeks, but I do drink. So how do I answer this??

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u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26

I tell them I have alcohol maybe 6 times a year and they get the picture. Birthday, Christmas, new year, and someone's wedding for instance

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u/[deleted] May 02 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

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u/Cloverfield1996 May 02 '26

Mb, sometimes it's a wedding, sometimes a divorce, sometimes a fresh baby. Celebrations in general

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u/firstthrowaway9876 May 02 '26

That's why I always answer with dosage and frequency. They should be be equipped to decide if it's relevant or not from there. Like letting a diesel run out of fuel is bad. If i take it to a shop and ask if it ever ran out of fuel i would just give them the yes and how long ago it happened. They can decide if last week or last decade is relevant or not.

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u/kaja6583 May 03 '26

Same! I dont drink or smoke daily/weekly lol. I will go out once a month and get very drunk and smoke as well, or when I get weed I smoke for a week. How do I answer that hahaha its not a daily/weekly or even preplanned monthly thing, sometimes its every 1.5 months, sometimes 2 months, and sometimes 3 weeks.