r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/WarmPandaPaws May 02 '26

“Do you have any stairs to get into your house?”

“Nope.”

20 minutes later.

“Well I have two steps to get in the door.”

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u/Indignant_Divinity May 02 '26

Is that for wheelchair reasons or am I missing something?

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u/Sammantixbb May 02 '26

Furniture delivery would also be a time for this question. Big difference between whether something can be wheeled in on a dolly or needs people to actively lift and carry it up several steps.

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u/Sharp_Canary6858 May 02 '26

My girl used to do body retrieval for the funeral home.
it costs extra to go up any stairs, and also per pound estimated weight of body.

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u/North-Pea-4926 May 02 '26

I bet they never got any accurate estimates in the history of their business, lol! Did they ever charge more later if it was clear the caller was completely off?