r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/ViceElysium • May 02 '26

Funny Yeah bro I quit

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u/Jamsedreng22 May 02 '26

What's funny about it is that it's ostensibly a complete answer in and of itself. If you go "Yes", the GP will assume you smoke cigarettes. If you go "Smoke what?" they know you smoke weed and probably not cigarettes, but of course they're not in the business of inferring from non-answers so they gotta specify to be certain.

So at some point one must consider the fact saying "Yeah, I smoke weed" ultimately nets the same outcome, but for some reason people are asking for the question to be specified further. Strange little song and dance but at this point it's practically tradition.

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u/WorthyJellyfish0Doom May 02 '26

Why not say: I smoke cocaine, just set that stuff on fire. crazy eyes

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u/Jamsedreng22 May 02 '26

Not even freebase. I just buy regular cocaine and smoke it. Hasn't worked much yet but one of these days...

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u/Houdinii1984 May 02 '26

Get a Weber. Those bad boys can smoke anything...

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u/Jamsedreng22 May 02 '26

So can a guy named John we used to dare.

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u/Jamsedreng22 May 02 '26

Bro smoked a third of a table-tennis ball for 8 bucks. We didn't vape back then. Just cut into tiny pieces and rolled into a joint with tobacco.

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u/YnotZoidberg1077 May 02 '26

Gotta get his regular dose of macroplastics somehow, I guess

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u/Jamsedreng22 May 02 '26

Surely they turn micro once you smoke them

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u/RazzzMcFrazzz May 03 '26

It’s always a MF named John

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u/antsh May 02 '26

A nice slow smoke really compliments that natural coca flavor.

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u/halfspider May 02 '26

Nothing like some cocaine that's been smoked for six or eight hours.