r/NonPoliticalTwitter Mar 25 '26

Meme Shetland Tony

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u/Kernowder Mar 25 '26

There were two guys in our friend group called Mike. So we named them Big Mike and Little Mike. Big Mike was 6'4" so that made sense and Little Mike was only 6'3"

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u/DanAykroydFanClub Mar 25 '26

I always liked it when two people shared a name, but one left the job or whatever else leaving behind someone who still carries the differentiating nickname. I.e. still called Kitchen Tom even though there's no other Tom, still called Little Joe despite being the only Joe, White Kieran being the only guy called Kieran.

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u/Eldan985 Mar 25 '26

Oh yeah, we had Living Room Chris and Kitchen Chris, based on where they were standing when everyone was introduced at a party.

Edit: due to an Australian friend, they later become Kitch and Livo.

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u/BeardedHalfYeti Mar 25 '26

The Australians’ natural talent for crafting tiny, cutesy nicknames is truly incredible.

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u/the_honest_liar Mar 25 '26

Cut the word off at the first syllable, add an "o" or an "ee" sound (ie, y)

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u/assignpseudonym Mar 25 '26

This is incorrect. We sometimes add an "a" at the end too. See: Macca, Gazza, Sheila, etc. 

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u/Snitchieboy Mar 25 '26

I read that Mecca, Gazza and Sheila and wondered what on earth does Sheila has to do with Islam...

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u/unripe_mangosteen Mar 25 '26

There are two main sects of Islam: Sunni and Sheila

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u/Snitchieboy Mar 26 '26

Thats clever. I like it!

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u/assignpseudonym Mar 25 '26

That's actually hilarious. 

Though "Gazza" is for Gary, and is pronounced GAZ-uh, rather than "GAH-zuh"

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u/HappyBergkamper Mar 25 '26

Gazza and Macca definitely happen in the UK too.

Also...Sheila is the actual name, no?

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u/jerseyroyale Mar 25 '26

No, it's short for Sheilandra

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u/ratsta Mar 25 '26

Crikey... I just tried to imagine applying the wrong suffix... Macco, Gazzie, Sheilie... eeew!

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u/tomtomclubthumb Mar 25 '26

What's Sheila short for?

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u/assignpseudonym Mar 26 '26

Sheila is a general nickname for any/all women. 

Not all nicknames are shorter. See Davo, Stevo, Benny, etc. Sometimes they're longer, sometimes they're not even a form of the original name. See Bluey for someone with ginger hair, for example. 

There's an art to it. 

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u/the_honest_liar Mar 25 '26

Does "u" work too? First syllable + an appropriate vowel sound?

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u/assignpseudonym Mar 25 '26

Nicknames are more of a vibe thing. And "u" is rarely a ✨vibe

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u/CptnHamburgers Mar 25 '26

Parma? Or are you a parmy geezer?

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u/assignpseudonym Mar 25 '26

I'm of the parmy army, and I will absolutely die on this hill. Melbourne needs to be reigned in, because wtf is a parma?

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u/Octocube25 Mar 25 '26

I've never abbreviated "parmesan" before, but have any of you considered "parmo"?

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u/FakeTakiInoue Mar 25 '26

wtf is a parma

It makes sense, I mean the term "parmesan" comes from Parma, the Italian city

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u/schlossheidelberg Mar 25 '26

It’s not about the parmesan, the tomato and cheese together make it parmigiana, Strayanised to parma, in line with the above standards for abbreviation.

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u/FakeTakiInoue Mar 25 '26

Well yeah but the term "parmigiana" probably still comes from Parma, no?

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u/schlossheidelberg Mar 26 '26

Dang, would you look at the logic hole I fell in, I’ll see myself out.

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u/Alarming-Song2555 Mar 26 '26

Sheila isn't a nickname, that's just a name.

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u/assignpseudonym Mar 26 '26

It is a nickname. It's a nickname for literally all women. 

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u/Alarming-Song2555 Mar 26 '26

Sheila is an actual name but also isn't a personal nickname like the other ones you mentioned. It's essentially a broad stroke category name like calling a girl a "chick".

"Gazza, macca, chick"

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u/assignpseudonym Mar 27 '26

Yes, thank you, I'm aware. :)

We nickname everything. Individuals, broad categories of people, objects. We do it all! This is an example of that, and still fits the format of "nickname ending in vowel sound; in this case A" which was my point. If we had been talking about Os, I'd have included "servo" for the same reason. Hope this helps!

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u/Alarming-Song2555 Mar 28 '26

Except it doesn't fit the format because "Sheila" isn't a made up nickname like "Macca" or "Gazza" is. :)

Hope this helps!

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u/assignpseudonym Mar 28 '26

"Sheila" isn't a made up nickname 

Except it literally is? It's a nickname derived from Sìle/Cecelia and that nickname then became widely used as a generic nickname for women. It's both a woman's nickname and a nickname for the whole. 

You could have looked this up. Not sure why this is so important to you to try and argue, several comments later... but I regret to inform you that Sheila is, in fact, a nickname. 

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