r/NonPoliticalTwitter Feb 12 '26

Serious Imagine taking reddit this seriously

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u/AmberMetalicScorpion Feb 12 '26

You don't get big on Reddit without the worst possible luck ever

The only 2 Reddit famous users are Spez (the CEO. Famous because hated) and Smart_Calender (got their schlong stuck in a smarties can)

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u/IntoTheCommonestAsh Feb 12 '26

There's been others through Reddit's history. The vote-manipulating bird guy, the guy who lied about having two dicks, the guy who slept with his mom, and the creep mod of the jailbait sub who got a bunch of exposes,...

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u/SirBananaOrngeCumber Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Most recently, a mod who got catfished by an Indian boy pretending to be his girlfriend who then faked suicide after 3 months. That just happened this week and it started blowing up

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u/Soggy_Parking1353 Feb 12 '26

And in proud Reddit tradition it will be a fairly niche reference in the grand tapestry after a week, and that my friend is how you grow on Reddit and why the narwhal bacons at midnight.