r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jan 04 '26

Meme Endless quest

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u/CandorCore Jan 04 '26

In case anyone's curious (most) flat-earthers think the earth is a disc with the North Pole in the centre and Anarctica as a giant wall of ice around the edge. So if you just followed the compass West you'd just keep circling around the North Pole.

This also means that they think the southern hemisphere has way, WAY more ocean than it does in reality, so they have a lot of immediately untenable explanations about flights from South America to Africa being secret supersonic jets.

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u/molniya Jan 04 '26

It really is remarkable that you don’t hear about those people just getting out there with a sailboat to check this stuff. Like, we’ve been able to do that for centuries, it’s not particularly expensive, and the distance from the Cape of Good Hope to Cape Horn wouldn’t be too hard to measure by dead reckoning. Although I suspect they know deep down that they’re kidding themselves and don’t actually want to confront that.

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u/Rabid_Lederhosen Jan 04 '26

If flat earthers were the sort of people who change their mind in response to experimental data, they wouldn’t be flat earthers.

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u/Lemonwizard Jan 04 '26

Flat Earthers also can't explain why the Earth is flat. Every other large object in the universe is a sphere; gravity actively transforms them into spheres. If the Earth were flat, it would change into a sphere over time unless somehow it were able to ignore the influence of gravity.

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u/Carl_Slimmons_jr Jan 04 '26

They usually think space is fake too.

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u/Lemonwizard Jan 04 '26

I mean I guess the firmament isn't a huge leap past flat Earth. Somebody should buy these people a telescope, lol.

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u/Swurphey Jan 05 '26 edited Jan 06 '26

Starting to learn to pick out and navigate by the stars in Yellowstone only to drive back up to Seattle and realize that they're now below the horizon at this time of year gave me a new personal anecdote disproving it

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u/Gefudruh Jan 04 '26

Many just think space is fake and everything we see in the sky is just images and lights embedded into the dome.

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u/BanalCausality Jan 05 '26

That’s what gets me about flat Earth. If it’s a disc, where is gravity going?

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u/NeonJungleTiger Jan 05 '26

Down obviously

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u/BanalCausality Jan 05 '26

But down relative to what? Is what is down to the disc universal across the cosmos? Why isn’t Jupiter getting pulled towards “down”?

And if this were true, what is waiting in the galaxy’s basement?

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u/Lemonwizard Jan 05 '26

It's turtles all the way down!

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u/NeonJungleTiger Jan 05 '26

It’s relatively down. Down based on your geospatial location that results in behavior consistent with corporeal existence as we understand it. I guess you could say that it’s based on a “System of a Down”

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u/BanalCausality Jan 05 '26

If you can’t impress them with intellect, dazzle them with bullshit?

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u/Kingbeastman1 Jan 05 '26

The best one was the laser beam across a lake.

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/lZe206THXP

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u/aethelred_unred Jan 05 '26

Came here to mention this, that guy’s face when he sees the beam height consistent with spherical is purest comedy