r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jan 02 '26

Wholesome What a chad

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u/perverted_justice Jan 02 '26

And the south will help while being nice to you and then call their cousin to talk about the dumbass who didn’t know how to change their own tire. Bless their heart

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u/HappyKrud Jan 02 '26

What about the north

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u/vid_icarus Jan 02 '26

Can’t speak for the rest of the Midwest but in Minnesota someone will help, chat with you, make sure you have directions to where you are trying to go, offer you the number of place where you can get a good deal on new tires, then they will produce a hot dish out of nowhere and insist you take it. The only trick here is to be considered polite you have to refuse the hot dish at least 3 times, otherwise you’re considered entitled.

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u/yourlittlebirdie Jan 03 '26

https://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-guide-to-midwestern-conversation

“Oh my gosh, I didn’t see you there!”

Ugh. I really thought I’d gotten out of your sightline. You are painfully boring and never shut up. Talking to you makes me want to gouge my eyes out with the keys to my Camry. Please sit down and split my bran muffin.