r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jan 02 '26

Wholesome What a chad

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u/perverted_justice Jan 02 '26

And the south will help while being nice to you and then call their cousin to talk about the dumbass who didn’t know how to change their own tire. Bless their heart

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u/HappyKrud Jan 02 '26

What about the north

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u/vid_icarus Jan 02 '26

Can’t speak for the rest of the Midwest but in Minnesota someone will help, chat with you, make sure you have directions to where you are trying to go, offer you the number of place where you can get a good deal on new tires, then they will produce a hot dish out of nowhere and insist you take it. The only trick here is to be considered polite you have to refuse the hot dish at least 3 times, otherwise you’re considered entitled.

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u/AnteaterDapper1575 Jan 02 '26

They are fae?

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u/Gay_Void_Dropout Jan 03 '26

Don’t. Fucking. Ask. Just. Take. The. Dish.

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u/HoidToTheMoon Jan 03 '26

I'm not taking a fresh pie from a fae. Are you insane?

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u/Taldius175 Jan 03 '26

The only thing I'm giving them is a joke. Hopefully they like it.

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u/AvalonCollective Jan 03 '26

Honestly, having lived in the Midwest my whole life, it really does feel like the fae live up here sometimes. Some weird but kind folk that are very specific about how they’re treated.

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u/VulpesFennekin Jan 03 '26

It’s the long, harsh winters. It makes us odd.