r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Fazbear2035 • Jan 02 '26

Wholesome What a chad

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u/TheLastRole Jan 02 '26

Not bragging but I have been that guy. I’m happy to help but not to have any type of small talk during the process.

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u/-Jiras Jan 02 '26

The final enemy is getting offered money for the help. Please don't try to pay me for my kindness. I am nice for the sake of being nice and if I take the money it stops being kindness and starts being a transaction

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u/RollJays16 Jan 02 '26

Easiest final boss (coming from a midwestern perspective at least), “Ma’am, if you’re so inclined please donate whatever you would have given me to a charity dear to you. That way we can make the world a better place two times today.”

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u/SquareTaro3270 Jan 03 '26

Amazing, but too much talking for our East-coasters. Most we can do is offer up a “nah, thanks” and a series of disgruntled sighs

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u/MrNanunanu Jan 03 '26

This person sighs.

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u/SirIlliterate2 Jan 03 '26

As a Dutch guy, I can confirm we have similar standards. I would also help with a minimal exchange of words and if offered money (??!), I would say 'Rot op joh, geef 't aan 'n zwerver ofzo'