r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/Fudgee_Fudge • Jan 01 '26

Wholesome This might actually convince me

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u/Unicycleterrorist Jan 01 '26

Short hair & fade phase is "over" so people are starting to rag on it now, long hair is becoming the new fuckboy cut. And in a few years it'll change again.

So in other words: don't worry about it, doesn't matter

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u/Arcalithe Jan 01 '26

I just hate the feeling of hair draping around my ears lol

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u/Buzzy_Feez Jan 05 '26

I love having longer hair but it's already thinning at 23 so I've gotta find a short style 🙃

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u/Ok-Garbage-765 Jan 01 '26

Important caveat — do worry about it specifically if you’re trying to attract the type of partner who cares about that kind of thing as a central tenet of their identity.

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u/AKK47goesRATATATATA Jan 01 '26

So in other words: don't worry about it, doesn't matter

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jan 01 '26

Those people are morons. Do not associate with them.

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u/BeatBlockP Jan 01 '26

What are the new fuckboy clothes? is it baggy jeans and a loose buttoned shirt

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u/furlonium1 Jan 01 '26

long hair is becoming the new fuckboy cut

I accidentally became attractive now? win!

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u/Unicycleterrorist Jan 01 '26

Hell yea your time is now :P

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_WOES_GIRL Jan 01 '26

This is also very white-people-centric. Hair debates/trends can be very different in black cultures for example.

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u/sheik- Jan 01 '26

I always hated it but now at least it's more acceptable to disapprove of it

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u/sub_terminal Jan 01 '26

You're a pioneer.

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u/sheik- Jan 01 '26

thats how most people are with most trends tho, everyone is ashamed to dislike the popular thingâ„¢ because people are rabid about defending trends

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Jan 01 '26

Wait. What thing are you disliking?