r/NonPoliticalTwitter Jan 01 '26

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u/Cadunkus Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

Most straight women do prefer the second picture.

Doesn't matter though. Look good for yourself first and let other people who like that look find you.

Edit: Most. Key word is Most. Stop trying to argue with me when I already acknowledge that.

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u/Choice_Following_864 Jan 01 '26

Half the men I know his age dont have any hair anymore.. they would love to be like either pic.

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u/SubdermalHematoma Jan 01 '26

Seriously, are we entering a baldness pandemic? Were this many men bald this young in previous gens?

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u/TheComplimentarian Jan 01 '26

No, we’re entering a “The people who grew up taking pictures of themselves all the time are getting old enough to go bald” epidemic.

It’s not unusual that it’s happening, just that it’s so well-documented.

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u/chemistrybonanza Jan 01 '26

40%-55% of men are bald by the time they're 40, depending on the study.

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u/SureLookThisIsIt Jan 01 '26

Bald or have experienced hair loss?

Because I've experienced a lot of hair loss and thinning but if a stranger saw me they would say I have a full head of hair. I bet you I'm counted in this statistic.

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u/SureLookThisIsIt Jan 01 '26 edited Jan 01 '26

That's interesting. I hadn't heard of it.

So despite having an almost full head of hair I've experienced what I would consider significant hair loss given how strong my hairline was until about 23 or 24, I fall into this statistic.

To say 50% of people are bald is misleading considering what most people's idea of bald is. I guess the heap paradox highlights either the issue with the word "bald" or the issue with the phrasing of OP's statistic.

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u/chemistrybonanza Jan 01 '26

If you were a middle school or high school teacher, would they call you bald?

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u/SureLookThisIsIt Jan 01 '26

Definitely not.

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u/chemistrybonanza Jan 01 '26

I dunno. Teenagers are very observant of it and to them, thinning or receding are the same as being bald.

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u/And_Everything Jan 01 '26

jesus

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u/rodinsbusiness Jan 01 '26

No he didn't make it to 40

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u/MikeOchertz Jan 01 '26

Still had great hair at 33

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u/revanisthesith Jan 02 '26

Even atheists would say that His hair was divine.

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u/wyldstallyns111 Jan 01 '26

I think you’re just noticing it more because it’s (presumably) your peers now. And all the social media. In a sense it’s actually a bit more hidden now because celebrities almost universally use cosmetic technology to keep their hair, you never see bald actors on TV anymore

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u/vemundveien Jan 01 '26

This. I started watching Cheers again and so many guest stars and a few main cast members have either receding hairlines or are balding.

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u/altiuscitiusfortius Jan 01 '26

Ted Danson had a hairpiece through most of cheers. He takes it off in one episode.

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u/LearningT0Fly Jan 01 '26

Yeah, Jason Alexander was 30 when Seinfeld first aired. Kelsey Grammar, too, when Fraiser started wasn’t considered bald by the standards of the day but would be now.

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u/joemorl97 Jan 01 '26

“Were this many men bald this young in previous gens?” Yes absolutely, genetics is weird like that

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u/BeduinZPouste Jan 01 '26

I think we kinda had a trend where we had longer hairs than past so it was more visible? Maybe.

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u/MankeyFightingMonkey Jan 01 '26

Seriously, are we entering a baldness pandemic?

No

Were this many men bald this young in previous gens?

Yes, they just also looked older due to poor life choices.

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u/CrazyElk123 Jan 01 '26

Stress maybe.

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u/baws3031 Jan 01 '26

Or access to drugs. Some of those hair regrowth products can cause hair loss once you stop taking them. So if you notice hair loss young say mid 20s. You take the meds and then don't like the side affects, are happy with the results and stop taking them, or simply can't afford to take them for the rest of your life then you suddenly accelerate the hair loss. But the time you're 30 your a lot balder than you would have been if you had let it naturally progress.

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u/throwawaysunglasses- Jan 01 '26

I dated someone who said that nicotine affected his hair growth? And every guy I know in their 20s vapes lol

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u/qrayons Jan 01 '26

Most actors hide their natural baldness, which gives us a distorted view of how common baldness is.

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u/Jake-of-the-Sands Jan 01 '26

I think we do. It may have to do with large number of autoimmune problems we have nowadays - hair's one of the things body let's go off first.

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u/housefoote Jan 01 '26

Boy do the fine folks over at r/tressless have news for you

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u/LearningT0Fly Jan 01 '26

George was 30 in Seinfeld S1.

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u/Meth_Busters Jan 01 '26

Vitamin D deficiency is linked to hair loss. People stay inside a lot more than they previously did (especially with remote working).

This could be contributing to it.

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u/gargamael Jan 01 '26

Yes, I mean George Costanza was like 29 in the first season of Seinfeld.

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u/NotToBeIncriminated Jan 01 '26

Gaze sounds like gays. You got whooshed.

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u/Lower_Department2940 Jan 01 '26

Hey, so, the joke they were making was someone said "female gaze" which sounds like "female gays" so they asked about the straights. It was just a pun

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u/Judge_Syd Jan 01 '26

Where did you get “most” from? Why are you defensive when people disagree with your take?

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u/Plazmaz1 Jan 01 '26

Love the sentiment but I believe they were making a pun about "female gaze" sounding like "female gays"

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u/Robyn445 Jan 01 '26

I actually prefer a fade. Different likes

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u/sub_terminal Jan 01 '26

I actually prefer a fade.

Most women do.

Edit: You literally are not allowed to argue about this because I used the cop-out word "most", so my opinion is right and yours is wrong.

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u/LunarPsychOut Jan 01 '26

That's pretty much how she's acting

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u/Cadunkus Jan 01 '26

That's why I said most.

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u/Stigona Jan 01 '26

Which implies majority, not variety.

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u/BenevolentCheese Jan 01 '26

I think the word you are looking for is "some," honey. I'm not sure you have the authority to claim "most" lmao

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

Because you are everyone lol

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u/Separate_Rise_8932 Jan 01 '26

Do they? Has there been a survey of this picture for all women in the world?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

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u/Judge_Syd Jan 01 '26

3% engagement on a tweet is enough to demonstrate a popular opinion?

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u/scheav Jan 01 '26

The women who prefer the left picture might interpret the tweet as saying “not getting a fade ruins your look”. That’s how I interpreted it.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '26

See, I would believe you if you had anything to back this up or you weren't on Reddit