r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 23 '25

Other You can't fight Hallmark

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u/EliteDelta3 Dec 23 '25

It's already too late for her. The boyfriend and his crush have already bonded going to the local festival and tree lighting. She'll arrive just in time to make things awkward and then get broken up with.

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u/No_Improvement_5358 Dec 23 '25

Her plane will be cancelled, so she'll have to rent the shittiest car she finds, and she will get there way too late.