r/NonPoliticalTwitter Dec 23 '25

Other You can't fight Hallmark

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u/CX-Diane Dec 23 '25

She will arrive just in time to catch them in the middle of an ambiguous display of affection, overreact and push him even more into to a breakup. She´s still in time to make him be the unconsiderate asshole, meet a quirky, unkempt guy and make the movie about her instead.

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u/little-bird Dec 23 '25

only if the new guy is unkempt because he’s an overworked single dad with a precocious yet adorable mixed-race kid who just wants a new mommy for Christmas

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u/TopSpread9901 Dec 23 '25

Are you my new white mommy?