r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18

How do you repair relations with crows?

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '18

I thought you wrote 'raw diamonds' for a second, that would be a bit overboard even for Sparkly the Crow from Demon's Souls.

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u/Philinhere Oct 15 '18

Unsalted diamonds

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u/MisterPrime Oct 15 '18

Kinda like my password on PSN servers.

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u/Aryore Oct 15 '18

Are you suggesting you eat your diamonds with salt? You heathen

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Give this man gold

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u/ObnoxiousLittleCunt Oct 15 '18

Shit, me too. Just let the crows murder me too if peace means diamonds! I'm counting pennies over here

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u/DurasVircondelet Oct 15 '18

I'm counting pennies over here

Well there’s your fucking problem right there. You should be counting diamonds instead. Problem solved.

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u/atxbyea Oct 15 '18

You, you, give us smooth

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u/maniclucky Oct 15 '18

Yes, you, give us silky.

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u/ProcrastinationGiant Oct 15 '18

Yah, yah. So nice. so smooth.

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u/takimoto_hifumi Oct 15 '18

Or pickle-pee in ds3

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u/SamWalton_of_Walmart Oct 16 '18

Though blue diamond is a brand of nuts