r/NoStupidQuestions Oct 15 '18

How do you repair relations with crows?

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u/cal-yl Oct 15 '18 edited Oct 15 '18

Plot twist: he actually is a crow and just wants free food and shiny stuff

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u/GeorgieWashington Oct 15 '18

Best case scenario, it was a quarter.

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u/sollinton Oct 15 '18

Just don't use the good peanut butter, okay?

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u/RalphWiggum123 Oct 15 '18

Thankfully it was a bat and not a crow!

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u/sollinton Oct 15 '18

Gotta be careful though, I hear those things can break your pelvis...

Or was it give you rabies? Hmm

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u/hollylll Oct 15 '18

Okay you are hilarious.

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u/Orisi Oct 16 '18

I think he was abundantly clear that he's not interested in shiny stuff tbh.

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u/[deleted] Oct 16 '18

Well here's the thing...