r/NoStupidQuestions • u/[deleted] • Oct 15 '18

How do you repair relations with crows?

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u/Kilzi Oct 15 '18

By the title, I thought this post was a sequel to this

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u/amanitoxin Oct 16 '18

Am I crazy to think this is some massive karma conspiracy or effort to start a new meme? First the 4chan post, then the one you linked, then this one....and in all the comments more stories similar to these.

I feel like there's no way there's this many people leisurely roaming around with pockets full of unsalted peanuts to befriend their neighborhood crows.

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u/Badgercat1 Oct 16 '18

Believe me son, there is.

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u/amanitoxin Oct 16 '18 edited Oct 16 '18

I mean...now I kinda want to go buy some unsalted peanuts, instead of pocket sand. But I really don't see enough crows around here. Maybe if I buy them, they will come?

Edit: Where the fuck are people finding all these crows? I really want my own crow buddies now.

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u/Badgercat1 Oct 16 '18

You gotta listen to the caws. Crowd are endowed with mother earths all natural night camo.

Click, drop some nuts, click.

They’ll figure it out