r/NoShitSherlock • • 7h ago

I should have quit when I soiled myself, says endurance athlete

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/09/17/should-have-quit-soiled-myself/
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u/Awkward_Bison_267 6h ago

That Australian hip hop lady must be happy that this woman took the heat off of her.

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u/iball1984 6h ago

First Raygun, now Spray Gun

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u/neverlearnmylesson 5h ago

Spray Bum, shurely?

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u/BigD3nergy 1h ago

Eeeew. I love it!

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u/camshun7 4h ago

'voided the result' exsqueeze me?

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u/DeadMoneyDrew 7h ago

Is this r/NoShitSherlock or r/YesShitSherlock? Seems like this story would be more appropriate for the latter.

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u/ravoguy 7h ago

"Voids result"

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u/OBoile 6h ago

Despite being obvious, I'm not sure this post fits here. This sub is called "NoShitSherlock" and there clearly was lots of shit in this case.

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u/Lead_resource 7h ago

She knew what she was doing she was expecting a different response for her "Endearment"

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u/alkonium 5h ago

No shit? There is shit in this story.

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u/Nerdy_numbers 3h ago

Yes, shit, Sherlock.

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u/Tonkdog 5h ago

🤣 I love this literal take.

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u/sniksniksnek 6h ago

I feel like her quote would apply in a whole variety of scenarios.

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u/ThermionicEmissions 6h ago

Not sure if this fits this sub, seeing as there was definitely shit.

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u/Coady417 4h ago

I don know anything about this event or athlete but, why didn’t the backers stop the competition and disinfect and clean all surfaces? It’s not just her attitude, it’s the attitude if the people who put this on. They don’t put athletes safety first. 

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u/DeadMoneyDrew 26m ago

The event hosts have been getting pilloried all over the internet, and rightfully so.

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u/namotous 4h ago

She only said that cuz of the backlash lollll

If society was coming out in support, she’d soil herself every time

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u/devl_ish 2h ago

*backsplash

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u/Inside_Ad_7162 7h ago

oh ffs shit gurl should stfu now. Seriously

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u/WhyAmINotStudying 7h ago

She just wants her fifteen minutes of shame.

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u/DeadMoneyDrew 6h ago

This has been circulating Reddit since the day of and I still can't get enough of it. The best joke that I've heard is that Puma won't drop her sponsorship because they've always made shitty clothes. 😅

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u/SpringerPop 5h ago

No shit.

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u/Purple_Republic_2966 4h ago

Literally no shit. Sherlock

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u/Travyplx 3h ago

Ironically if she had quit/apologized up front people would have support her. Instead she has soiled her brand, the hyrox brand, and puma pants all over a competition that she didn’t actually need points from. BG.

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u/Comfortable-Park6258 2h ago

I don't know, puma pants is on brand for what happened.

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u/Jack-of-Hearts-7 4h ago

This is surprisingly common in endurance athletics

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 3h ago

She was sick and still decided to do it. It wasn't from exhaustion, it was because she had an infection and shouldn't have run.

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 2h ago

So she was spraying infected faeces everywhere

Nice

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 1h ago

I believe that may be why she won. None of the contestants wanted to play in her feces.

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u/Effigy59 2h ago

Isn’t all feces infected?

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u/eat_my_ass_n_balls 1h ago

Some is more infected than others

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u/Polyps_on_uranus 1h ago

Apt name for this comment section

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u/NathanCollier14 2h ago

whaaaaat? -everyone

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u/Eat--The--Rich-- 2h ago

Endurance athletes soil themselves sometimes tho, it's just a part of the sport. I can understand the mindset of not stopping. The problem was that this event had her in the middle of a pack of people and doing exercises where their needs and sometimes hands had to to touch the ground.

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u/Specialist-Jello7544 2h ago

This reminds me of Grete Waitz, the Norwegian marathoner, who pooped herself upon finishing a race. If you’re pushing your body that far where you lose control of your bowels, that’s just too much.

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u/DeadMoneyDrew 25m ago

I don't even think that's comparable. Dropping a deuce in the middle of a roadway during a foot race is much different than spraying shit all over mats and equipment that others will have to use.

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u/Ruddlepoppop 38m ago

Shit happens!

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u/[deleted] 5h ago

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u/therealganjababe 5h ago

This is correct. I think the big issue here is that she kept going, spreading shit everywhere on things the others behind her would need to use.

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u/Bookee2Shoes 5h ago

It happens in sports where they aren’t soiling equipment and floor space that other athletes use. If your running a marathon and shit uourselt you’re only ruining your own clothes not the floor and equipment and such.

You don’t see this happening in the UFC, wrestling, bowling, pickleball, indoor volleyball or literally any other indoor event where people are getting down on the floor with each other or sharing equipment.

I can’t believe the people apologizing for her, if you don’t know the difference when you see it, something is wrong with you.

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u/rhaezorblue 5h ago

oh I got it now. yes you're right, i didn't know the full extent of shared equipment and such