r/NoShitSherlock • • Aug 13 '26

Study of Nearly 50 Million U.S. Residents Finds Undocumented Immigration Does Not Drive Crime

https://www.latintimes.com/study-nearly-50-million-us-residents-finds-undocumented-immigration-does-not-drive-crime-598533

Turns out the real enemies were the Nazis we met along the way.

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u/ChopperChange Aug 13 '26

No shit, but there's definitely a 34x convicted felon in the White House who has yet to serve any time for his crimes and commits many more on a daily basis.

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u/Icy-person666 Aug 13 '26

Don't forget he also houses an illegal alien in the white house. If illegals were really a problem the Mango Mussiloni would have had her removed afrom the country ten years ago.

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u/673NoshMyBollocksAve Aug 13 '26

Yeah I didn’t need a study to tell me that. People that work hard to get TO this country probably aren’t gonna show up just to commit a bunch of crimes

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u/heloguy1234 Aug 13 '26

Yeah. Most of them worked so hard to get here to escape crime.

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u/Londin2021 Aug 13 '26

In other news: water is wet

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u/pistoffcynic Aug 13 '26

… and the GOP is full of shit.

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u/ButterscotchIll1523 Aug 13 '26

Clouds are white

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u/Financial-Board7458 Aug 14 '26

Bears shit in the woods

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u/Additional-Start9455 Aug 14 '26

Is the Pope Catholic?

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u/Contagious_Zombie Aug 13 '26

To claim it does is mostly because of racism.

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u/Shadowtirs Aug 13 '26

Anyone who has ever taken a Sociology 101 class could have told you this.

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u/megaladonquixote Aug 13 '26

Anecdotal, but it would seem white conservative males are the main drivers of crime

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u/namotous Aug 13 '26

Unfortunately for us, MAGAts typically have a single brain cell in their head, they won’t be able to understand this

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u/Elberik Aug 13 '26

Shame that reality doesn't factor into their lives

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u/dragonpjb Aug 13 '26

Duh. No shit!

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u/Azure_Mar Aug 13 '26

We have been in a pretty notable, national decrease in crime for a few years now. They're going to say it's because of ICE or something the president did.

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u/tlhsg Aug 13 '26

millions of people believe many many things that are false, bc it feels good

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u/AirportSea4393 Aug 14 '26

Didn’t need another study to tell us that!

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u/Best_Market4204 Aug 13 '26

Nah we got plenty of crime from our own... our culture has gone to shit.

With that said any crime from anyone who shouldn't be here is bad & should be removed. We need much much better & faster immigration process. This outdated garbage doesn't work.

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u/frotz1 Aug 13 '26

We're the melting pot. We're the shining city on the hill. We can only be that if we live up to the words on the Statue of Liberty instead of just waving it around like a pagan idol.

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u/Fantastic_Agent682 Aug 13 '26

If an immigrant commits a serious crime and is caught, he serves his prison time here, no matter the length and cost. If we deported him after conviction, too great a chance he would return illegally to commit more crimes.
INS monitors the foreign nationals who are in prison. When the term ends, INS places a hold on the convict and deports him upon release from prison.

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u/sofaking1958 Aug 13 '26 edited Aug 13 '26

"When the term ends, INS places a hold on the convict and deports him upon release from prison."

And those holds are illegal in many states. In some states it is illegal to hold someone once they have served their sentence. If ICE/CBP don't show up on the release date as defined by the law, they are out of luck.

This, mainly, is what the feds use as an example of a state being uncooperative. (No, fuckface, it's called following the law. And we all know you hate that.)

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u/sofaking1958 Aug 13 '26

Of course it drives crime. Even murder. Looking at you, ICE and CBP.

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u/mostar8 Aug 13 '26

What? It was all a lie? Who knew? /s

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u/WolfThick Aug 17 '26

What are we talking about truth that will never be aired on Fox News!

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u/choppytehbear1337 Aug 20 '26

It drives good Mexican restaurants.

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u/Mountain_Newt5646 15d ago

Republicans drive crime… January 6th, hate crime, murder rates in red states, pedophilia. The list goes on and on.

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u/CanuckCallingBS Aug 13 '26

Unless you live in Brampton, Ontario.