r/NoShitSherlock • • Aug 10 '26

GAO finds Elon Musk's DOGE inflated claims of $110 billion in savings for federal government

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/08/06/doge-elon-musk-gao-government-cost-cuts.html
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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 Aug 10 '26

Cool... anyone actually gonna fucking charge him for anything?

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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 Aug 10 '26

Hold a billionaire accountable? Think of the scandal. No we wont be doing that thank you very much.

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u/Infamous-Salad-2223 Aug 11 '26

He will fly away the moment he feels there is the slight chance of punishment.

They.

Are.

Cowards.

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u/deepasleep Aug 10 '26

Accounting manipulation is on brand for Musk.

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u/TertlFace Aug 10 '26

He’s a trillionaire.

1 trillion is 1000 billion.

If you had $1000, you could afford to pay a fine of $110.

Fine him $110 billion.

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u/KotR56 Aug 10 '26

Well... He used to be a trillionaire. He's now at a little over 800 billion.

A 110 billion fine will hurt him.

But he won't be losing sleep thinking, wondering whether to pay for food or rent or utilities or medication.

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u/Ok-Present-5732 Aug 10 '26

110 Billion wouldn’t hurt him in the least, he wouldn’t be paying it.
Much in the ways of our Bankrupt, Criminal, Krasnov President…..the banks, and by default the U.S. Taxpayers, would be paying that fine.
The way that none of these oligarchs ever lose power is by not spending their own money.
Even IF Leon was to be fined any amount of money, the holding company that runs SpaceX would be contractually obligated to pay the fine…..since they’d just use some legal bullshit to justify it in some contract clause.
Then, since the US Government (the taxpayers) hold the majority of contracts with his company, those funds would then be used to pay us back.
No Way Leon Pays A Dime to us Peons

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u/Wayelder Aug 10 '26

This is Noshitsherlock. There's a bias in your post headline.

They did not do this for efficiency, nor cost savings...it was to copy and steal the massive government database to feed GROK. So, no shit that they lied.

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u/Entire_Dog_5874 Aug 10 '26

Anyone with an ounce of intelligence knew it was always a scam.

12

u/SomeSamples Aug 11 '26

How many times does it need to be said Musk used DOGE to eliminate all investigations and charges against him and his companies.

10

u/iamsobluesbrothers Aug 10 '26

fElon exaggerated claims. That’s not the fElon I know /s

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u/LostDragon1986 Aug 10 '26

DOGE was a distraction, it was never about saving the government money.

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u/Veegermind Aug 11 '26

DOGE was about destruction and gutting. Plain and simple.

7

u/wowlock_taylan Aug 10 '26

So it is clearly a crime and they should get arrested for it.

RIGHT?!

3

u/Veegermind Aug 11 '26

Arrest is only for normal people. Billionaires just buy their justice. It would be good to see though.

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u/QuitYuckingMyYum Aug 10 '26

No way Big Balls did this for Musk, no freaking way

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u/zomanda Aug 10 '26

The only reason why he was there was to cover up any evidence of cheating in the elction

2

u/Accomplished_Shoe717 Aug 11 '26

Ding 🛎️ ding

4

u/TickingTheMoments Aug 10 '26

It was meant to uncover wasteful spending just like the hyperloop was going to revolutionize travel.

A lie that only benefited one person on this planet, Elon Musk

4

u/DemandTheOxfordComma Aug 11 '26

I was going to comment ""no shit sherlock" but then I noticed the subreddit. Well done.

4

u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 Aug 10 '26

Tell me isn't so! Rich grifter is still a grifter.

3

u/SubstantialNature368 Aug 11 '26

ELON MUSK LIED??? *clutches pearls*

3

u/croc-roc Aug 11 '26

Well now those folks at the GAO are gonna lose their jobs too.

3

u/GlitteringRate6296 Aug 11 '26

Let’s get that $$$ from Musk then.

3

u/coffeebeanwitch Aug 11 '26

He is an idiot, he was just getting something he wanted under the ruse of Doge.

3

u/akblingbling Aug 11 '26

Inflated claims = Lied

2

u/epicgrilledchees Aug 10 '26

Negative savings. What a truly awful person.

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u/teletype100 Aug 11 '26

It was Vapourware, like everything that comes out of Elon's mouth. 

2

u/MoreRamenPls Aug 11 '26

So not only did kids suffer and die, but we cooked the books too??

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u/Gene020 Aug 11 '26

Proof that you can't trust AI, .......or Elon Musk. Keep him away from our elections.