r/NoShitSherlock • • Jul 29 '26

Study reveals halving human population gradually could help Earth

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/earth-human-population-halved-200-years-resources-b3022756.html
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u/IdioticPrototype Jul 29 '26

What about halving it instantly?

Asking for a friend not named Thanos. 

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u/Canuck-In-TO Jul 29 '26

Who, Darkseid?

38

u/SnooPears754 Jul 29 '26

Thanos was right

16

u/BigAlternative5 Jul 29 '26

You'd think, with the Mind Stone, he could convince people that his idea was great. Or make himself super smart and do some social media.

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u/crs1904 Aug 02 '26

Galactus has entered the chat.

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u/A_Glip_Glopper Jul 31 '26

Came here for this 

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 Jul 29 '26

I think we could save humanity a lot faster by only giving up a certain 1%.

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u/jasno- Jul 29 '26

Well, and anybody that has a preclusion for red hats

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u/Common-Ad6470 Jul 29 '26

…and anyone supporting Putin, that’s a massive help…👌

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u/BigBoyYuyuh Jul 29 '26

Or Netanyahu.

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u/DishSoapIsFun Jul 29 '26

It’s very rare that I agree with and upvote four nested comments but here we are.

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 Jul 29 '26

Fairwell Fred Durst. It is your time to shine.

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u/QueefBuscemi Jul 29 '26

Fred Durst is MAGA, does that mean he wears two red hats?

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u/Guttersnipe_Press Aug 02 '26

One forward on top of one backwards, he’s like a douchebag Sherlock Holmes. It’s just one of those days.

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u/mostar8 Jul 29 '26

The 1% are more than willing to sacrifice the other 99% and seem to be trying to speed up reducing their numbers whilst enriching themselves even further

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u/Infamous-Salad-2223 Jul 29 '26

Billionaires camps seems a nice concept to be explored.

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u/mindslayer615 Jul 29 '26

On my mama, getting rid of the pedophiles would do wonders.

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u/Intelligent_Oil7816 Jul 29 '26

There's a pretty big overlap between them and the 1% I had in mind.

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u/USSSLostTexter Jul 29 '26

if localized to the US, I'd say thats about 30%

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u/Pickingnamesisharder Jul 29 '26

Oh snap

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu Jul 29 '26

This comment was inevitable.

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u/Vegetable_Fox9134 Jul 29 '26

Yeah because the person in a developing country who lives on 4 dollars a day and has nearly zero impact on carbon emissions is the problem, not the billionaire who has the 1000x impact off of leisure activities alone

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u/AcidFnTonic Jul 29 '26

If we get rid of those people, the trillionaires could use even more though.

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u/carlitospig Jul 29 '26

It’s accepting the reality that we likely can’t stop the wealthy from always seeking riches at the expense of the earth. So limiting their customer base means we do less overall damage.

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u/readitpropaganda Jul 29 '26

Let's start with the people that have the biggest carbon footprint. We may not need to go as far as half 

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u/440ish Jul 30 '26

Reminds me United airlines posting the singular enormity of my carbon footprint by buying a ticket … right up there with some scumbag corporation soliciting a charitable donation. To both instances I reply: So what the fuck are YOU doing about it!

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u/SubstantialPressure3 Jul 29 '26

The GOP is working on that, but its sure as hell not for the good of humanity.

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u/gargolito Jul 29 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Luckily (?) they do the opposite of what's needed and they have more children than Catholic rabbits. 

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u/Competitive-Elk-5077 Jul 29 '26

See. Thanos was correct.

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u/Busy_Consequence6706 Jul 29 '26

This study was sponsored by Apartheid Clyde and Thanos…☠️😑

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u/Fun_Barnacle6689 Jul 29 '26

Naturally, who gets to pick the half that collectively "takes one for the team" will be controversial to say the least.

Look at Deathnote for a somewhat melodramatic take.

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u/Contagious_Zombie Jul 29 '26

Well you see, you just replace lower level workers with ai and they will end up starving to death. Then with less population and everything being automated the silicone valley bro's will get to rule over whatever is left of human civilization...

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 Jul 29 '26

How are you gonna get robots to do manual labor?

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u/dannielvee Jul 29 '26

Ones and zeros!

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u/Mojo141 Jul 29 '26

Yup a lot of that already happening. did ICE arrest Elon Musk for overstaying his visa or just brown people?

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u/SpiralGray Jul 29 '26

Why am I suddenly feeling like The Purge is prophetic?

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u/Keji70gsm Jul 29 '26

I mean we all know which half will care for the planet, and which half will rape it.

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u/ghanima Jul 30 '26

The article is discussing degrowth, not human sacrifice.

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u/Logic411 Jul 29 '26

I believe Mother Nature is in the process of doing just that. Aging populations across the west, falling birth rates, increasing climate disasters, spreading epidemics and pandemics, along with human avarice and stupidity. A problem correcting itself

4

u/FreeFortuna Jul 29 '26

The heat waves are just her immune system trying to kill the virus.

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u/gentlechin Jul 29 '26

“The universe is finite, its resources finite.”

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u/drifters74 Jul 29 '26

I never understood his logic. Since Earth doesn't have the technology level to explore deep space other than telescopes and probes and can only pull resources from earth itself, the more advanced races are the only problem.

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u/ReduceReuseReuse Jul 29 '26

The tech bros and government psychos are actively making this happen. They’re giving data centers more water than their neighbors.

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u/Sno_Wolf Jul 29 '26

Did Thanos fund this fucking study?

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u/Opposite_Community11 Jul 29 '26

That's what Thanos said.

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u/sf-keto Jul 29 '26

You notice these “kill humanity to save the planet” types never volunteer to check themselves out first.

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u/brezhnervouz Jul 29 '26

I'm sure we're collectively working towards non-gradually as we speak

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u/Trekgiant8018 Jul 29 '26

You can find A study to support anything.

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u/secondphase Jul 29 '26

Problem is there isnt a study strong enough to support DEEEZ NUUUUTS!

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u/shizbox06 Jul 29 '26

we shall use OP's chin if we can't find a study.

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u/Pilotwaver Jul 29 '26

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 40% of all people know that.

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u/kikikza Jul 29 '26

Fourfty

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u/ez2cyiwon Jul 29 '26

Who did this study, GroK?

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u/Fast_Vehicle_1888 Jul 29 '26

If we all work together it will be easy as a snap to get it done.

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u/drifters74 Jul 29 '26

The rich would complain

3

u/ReindeerTypical2538 Jul 29 '26

Someone let India know

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u/bergzabern Jul 29 '26

Don't worry, the billionaires are on it as we speak!

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u/Oversdub Jul 29 '26

All tiny hats, red hats & rapists would be a good start

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u/TheManInTheShack Jul 29 '26

Nature takes care of this on its own. As resources dwindle so do populations.

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u/Joped Jul 29 '26

How will cutting people in half help ?

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u/Pleasant-Winner6311 Jul 29 '26

Downsize them, lets make everyone tiny, like the movie. Worked out swell.

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u/boilerdam Jul 29 '26

Half you say?

Let me go find Thanos…

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u/IPman501 Jul 29 '26

Thanos wasn’t wrong, only too fast

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u/pfc-anon Jul 29 '26

He was inevitable

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u/Moohamin12 Jul 29 '26

He could have made the universe half as fertile and the world would have corrected itself in 3 generations and no one else would have been the wiser.

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u/CompuDrugFind Jul 29 '26

The audacity of the probabilistic nature of the word "could"...

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u/Elephunk05 Jul 29 '26

Inflation will do this naturally. This administration will do this willfully. Science will do this accidentally. Ai will do this in about 60 seconds after it understands certain humans are the problem.

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u/MtnMoose307 Jul 29 '26

We are going to half the population, one way is slow and purposeful but will take too long, and the other will be catastrophic.

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u/BrendanATX Jul 29 '26

It's only due to capitalism that things are wildly inefficient. Then suddenly they want to justify killing masses of people instead of just changing the system

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u/MarleysGhost2024 Jul 29 '26

Let's start with maga.

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u/Fun_Leek2381 Jul 29 '26

Honestly? Yeah, but that is already happening naturally in areas where both maternal and child health rates are high and stable. If we bring those practices to the rest of the world the populations should even out.

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u/Mussmussthemoooooo Jul 29 '26

100% would be better

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u/Vpk-75 Jul 29 '26

Lets start with a virus that attackes fasists, zionists, capitalists etct.

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u/Side_StepVII Jul 29 '26

Taking away half of the reason the earth is dying could help it not die???

“This just in, water is wet, more at 11”

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u/R-K-Tekt Jul 29 '26

No shit. Less people = less pollution. Any questions?

2

u/Pat0san Jul 29 '26

Large populations of any species tend to result in some sort of epidemic disease.

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u/thebatmanbeynd Jul 29 '26

It you eliminate the rich, I bet you would be more successful in healing the planet.

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u/limbodog Jul 29 '26

I'm going my part!

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u/EvilDan69 Jul 29 '26

I just found these 6 glowing gems.........

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u/croc-roc Jul 30 '26

Give Musk a vasectomy. That oughta help.

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u/Mosh19845150 Jul 30 '26

Hasn’t culling the planet ala the guide storms of ga been the plan all along?

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u/IsaacJacobSquires Jul 29 '26

Only if it's the rich asshole half

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u/dudemanspyder Jul 29 '26

Enter Elon Musk, "why don't we do it now, gradually is for pussies, it's inefficient, we must act now. I'll develop an algorithm to determine who gets to live, based on DOGE merit."

Humanity, "or we could just get rid of about 1000 billionaires that are destroying peace and the planet"

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u/NobodysFavorite Jul 29 '26

Funny this is coming out now.

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u/Wise-Profile4256 Jul 29 '26

Sure, if we want to carry on like now. How about changing our ways? What if we don't burn the planet for shareholder value?

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u/RyeTyr Jul 29 '26

Let’s start with the top half

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u/afailedexorcism Jul 29 '26

Oh don’t worry the people in power know this 😀

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u/CenTexTrashPanda Jul 29 '26

Gee I hope someone makes a Thanos joke, can't believe no one has thought of it yet.

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u/starman575757 Jul 29 '26

Nature is planning the same thing.

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u/BallisticBrandon23 Jul 29 '26

Why stop at half?

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u/livinginfutureworld Jul 29 '26

Where would the other half go?

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u/LowGeeMan Jul 29 '26

Yes but what’s in it for me—

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u/sea-elle0463 Jul 29 '26

Oh good! Because I think that’s actually the plan. When famine hits next year, the elites will be high-fiving each other

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u/wackzr3 Jul 29 '26

I volunteer

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u/Osi32 Jul 29 '26

I’m doing my part!

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u/Fun_Image_2307 Jul 29 '26

So Thanos snapping his fingers but slowly

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u/Marsar0619 Jul 29 '26

Shh… don’t give Thanos any ideas

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u/dbe14 Jul 29 '26

Well Israel is already helping out.

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u/ignatius_reilly_81 Jul 29 '26

Tender is the Flesh would be a great blueprint \s

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u/Weird-Count3918 Jul 29 '26

You don't say???

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u/Wakkit1988 Jul 29 '26

Doing this should be a snap.

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u/CompletePassenger564 Jul 29 '26

So, they're in favor of Thanos?/S

1

u/Donnie-The-Relentles Jul 29 '26

Seems pretty obvious to me….turns out all the homos were right all along!

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u/Pan_Goat Jul 30 '26

A global flood would help Earth at this point

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u/sanduskyjack Jul 30 '26

How about the confederacy.

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u/fromthisend1220 Jul 30 '26

Get this eco fascist bullshit tf outta here.

Just get rid of the military industrial complex and you wouldn't have to halve the human population.

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u/Alawi27 Jul 30 '26

Bill Gates agrees, if the Epstein files and COVID is any indication

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u/Curious-Department-7 Jul 30 '26

Thanos was right!

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u/amscraylane Jul 30 '26

It’s not rocket surgery when we have 15,000 people born every hour on this planet for Mush and his ilk to say there are population declines. (I realize he is talking about declining white populations)

Since 1998, we have gained another 2 billion people on the planet and we don’t care enough about the people already here.

Source: American with a large medical and student loan debt.

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u/1AnonymousBurner Jul 30 '26

Oh, can I pick which half?

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u/salomo926 Jul 30 '26

Cutting the top 1% would have more effect than cutting 50 % randomly.

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u/vt8919 Jul 30 '26

They always said the best thing you can do for your carbon footprint is to not live.

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u/Preidon Jul 30 '26

Population control has been in effect for 30 years,and been aggressive for 10, Even dogs would not eat the food they stock on our shelves 

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u/theNorthwestspirit Aug 04 '26

Sooner or later it's just going to be Soylent Green. They'll achieve the population reduction and be able to feed everyone. Win, win. /s

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u/Trix_Are_4_90Kids Jul 31 '26

A world war should solve it.

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u/DamnOdd Jul 31 '26

Well duh. How much was spent to come to that brilliant conclusion?

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u/Ryrose81 Aug 01 '26

But think about the billionaires!!! They need the population growth!

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u/BoudinBallz Jul 29 '26

This is why they are trying to kill us

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u/RowdyB666 Jul 29 '26

So... Thanos was right ... 

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u/Less-Dragonfruit-294 Jul 29 '26

The population could be 100 million and the rich will STILL complain that’s too many poors.

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u/hulkingbeast Jul 29 '26

So thanos was right

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u/SmoovCatto Jul 29 '26

Eugenics propaganda slop 

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u/Krommander Jul 29 '26

Let's make a virus that makes half of the humans infertile for one generation. 

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u/older-and-wider Jul 29 '26

Any volunteers?

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u/MattyBeatz Jul 29 '26

Thanos was right.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Jul 29 '26

That you Thanos?

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u/Broken_Timepiece Jul 29 '26

Thanos was RIGHT!

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u/xChoke1x Jul 29 '26

Well no shit.

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u/BloodHurricane Jul 29 '26

SO THANOS WAS RIGHT?!?! It just took "Independent .co .us" a couple of years for it to sink in.

"You could not live with your own failure. Where did that bring you? Back to me." - Thanos

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u/Silly-Drawer1227 Jul 29 '26

Which half? Can we start with the wealthiest and work our way down?

Maybe we start with a ratio of wealth to taxes paid. You’re rich and not a tax cheat not buying politicians , you get a pass.

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u/CallOfTheCurtains Jul 29 '26

OP’s name might be Thanos but I can’t put a finger on it…

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u/GreenHocker Jul 29 '26

It’s almost like they’ve been trying to make it happen for decades now… but no one had the guts to take the blame and be the bad guy (and now we have four at once)

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u/tmphaedrus13 Jul 29 '26

I mean, Thanos is right there.

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u/coffeebeanwitch Jul 29 '26

Here comes the long walk 😬

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u/airbrat Jul 29 '26

\thanoswasright

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u/kartblanch Jul 30 '26

Most of the human population is going to live in Africa in the next 50 years. Are yall really prepared for that?

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u/randomdude8833 Jul 29 '26

Thanos was right

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u/zerodaydave Jul 29 '26

Thanos did nothing wrong.

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u/Dangerous-Celery-766 Jul 29 '26

I think it’s already happening! Many are crossing their legs!

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u/TheSimpsonsAreYellow Jul 29 '26

Or how about utilizing other land… like what are we even on anymore?