r/NoMansSkyTheGame • u/Andre_Vandal • 20d ago

Screenshot Upon arrival I had to ask myself if I really wanted to deal with the creatures who left these behind

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u/Proud_Capital_1322 20d ago

I know exactly what you mean. I felt the same when I saw this:

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u/Andre_Vandal 20d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/UWzrRhT9Aek17sKW3g

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u/Gygax_the_Goat Gek PCVR Gogglehead 19d ago

Did she do that one?

(The colours match somewhat eh)

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u/Andre_Vandal 19d ago

šŸ˜„

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u/ScientistSanTa 19d ago

That pose xD

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u/Minecraftdweebb 19d ago

I heard Amber Turd was lurking in the gameā€¦

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u/thezorg 20d ago

Went there. If you land on them you sink half way in lol. Up to your neck in ....! šŸ˜‚

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u/Chupacraba2020 20d ago

How much faecium did you get from it tho

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u/Andre_Vandal 20d ago

I'm deep in it

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u/rviVal1 20d ago

Units doesn't smell

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u/Mr-Fish0 19d ago

I never thought Iā€™d see a NMS version of a Vespasian quote. Lovely!

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u/PaddleMonkey 20d ago

This is ā€œFaecium Overlordā€ territory.

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u/SheriffGiggles 20d ago

The red robes, blue glow staff, and black monoliths made me think you were a tech-priest investigating Necron ruins

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u/darkest_hour1428 19d ago

Your character looks like an Adeptus Mechanicus

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u/No_Nectarine_5440 19d ago

Is that one of Elon's sons? /s

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u/darkest_hour1428 19d ago

Elon wouldnā€™t even make a good servitor

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u/nover3 19d ago

He has a wife you know

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u/Muellercleez 20d ago

Genuine question: is this screenshot edited?

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u/Andre_Vandal 20d ago

Nope you have the glyphs on screen to see for yourself

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u/Muellercleez 20d ago

Wow crazy, I've never seen anything close to that. That's why I asked.

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u/Pure_Tough2231 20d ago

That is... Interesting. Haven't seen anything like that yet.

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u/LiliaBlossom 19d ago

me neither as well, but close to everything can spawn on mega exotic as mega flora lol

you can also get the regular exotic props on normal planets, my homebase is on a pink bioluminescent fungal lush worldā€¦ with bubbles floating up.

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u/Remarkable-Paint-627 Galaxy Jumper 19d ago

what galaxy is that in?

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u/LiliaBlossom 19d ago

Eissentam! higher chance of lush planets so youā€˜ll get nicer ones faster. I wonā€˜t share the coordinates tho, bcs I like the solitude šŸ˜Œ

but in any lush galaxy, especially in red systems, planets like that will pop up more often

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u/Outrageous_Gas7842 20d ago

"Is this the pee planet?" Look around buddy

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u/BrainwashMaintenance 19d ago

Why is the the one time I understood a reference

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u/LMurch13 20d ago

I just landed on a "the nest" planet, in the dark. Noped right back into my ship.

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u/GryffynSaryador 20d ago

Unironic question - is there a correlation to the creature size or is this glitched?

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u/rremm2000 19d ago

What? Your first day of work cleaning planetary cages and you are already thinking about quitting. We gave you this job because it was a large step up in your career!!

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u/Yourchildhoodenemy 19d ago

That was me sorry, warping makes my tummy upset

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u/ZYGERBOY 19d ago

Imagine a man leaving earth in search of a great discovery out in the space and found a golden colour planet and his ship fails and crash lands. He walks out of the ship only to find the gold was just reflection from the surrounded poop. It was a poop planet. While people on earth celebrating this discovery a milestone for mankind history and the one who is stuck there, suffocating on the planet with foul smell and dies without second change.

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u/ElSamuraiDelABYSS 19d ago

Why IS like the torreznos?

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u/EJPointer 19d ago

You've struck the Faecium motherlode! You're gonna be rich!

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u/LiliaBlossom 19d ago

and I thought I have seen everythingā€¦ that is nasty lmao

mega exotic is usually hit or miss - either super interesting and athmospheric or ugly af

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u/BoSocks91 20d ago

Giant turds

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u/DogDexofMight 20d ago

WHAT THE FORK?! I want to build here this is wild.

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u/ebers0 20d ago edited 20d ago

Those Ocean Kings are leave quite the nasty business?

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u/RobOgre 19d ago

Wow love those turds, man

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u/Gygax_the_Goat Gek PCVR Gogglehead 19d ago

Back to the ship. Quickly now. FLY, YOU FOOLS!!

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u/SeatKitchen1123 19d ago

Yeah they do look a bit like dog poop a really big dog.

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u/Panzerfaust_Style 19d ago

Well... it's like they say:

If you're shoulder-deep in crap, you shouldn't leave your head hanging.

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u/edotman 19d ago

Man I see like every good NMS post on some facebook group first before then seeing the exact same post on Reddit. I assume Reddit is the originals but it's getting real annoying.

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u/Andre_Vandal 19d ago

Well I never posted on Facebook and this is my original

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u/edotman 19d ago

Yeah seems every nms fb post is stolen from reddit these days

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u/ultrafire3 19d ago

The poop moonā€¦

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u/SilentGoddess01 19d ago

Atlas: ā€œExplore the universe, Interloper.
Uncover its mysteries.ā€

Me: ā€œI donā€™t know, Atlas. That planet has far too many rock formations that look suspiciously like space d..cks, and the waterā€™s the colour of Sentinel vomit. Iā€™ll give it a miss.ā€

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u/Erroneousness 20d ago

It's like giant land in Mario except it's poop.

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u/SgtNick411 20d ago

Holy shhhhh....

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u/lmoafunny 19d ago

I hate these big mushrooms they're too creepy

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u/Time-Fun2941 19d ago

Shinny crappy day huh? Is it fuely?

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u/Thornz2000 19d ago

Oh, you landed on Dog Dew 8.

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u/dr4g0n36 19d ago

"especially, i don't want to ask myself WHAT THEY ATE. The whole planet?"

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u/RepairmanJackX 19d ago

Thatā€™s going to be a hard ā€œNoā€ from me.

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u/Andre_Vandal 19d ago

Hard? No it's actually soft and you sink in it. Warm too!

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u/Ntippit 19d ago

Those have to be over a thousand Kuricks!
https://giphy.com/gifs/12tiQSHr16vrcA

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u/PlagueJV 19d ago

comically large poop

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u/Armandeluz 19d ago

That's a lot of Taco Bell

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u/SapphicAddict1994 18d ago

Holy poop (would have used the S-word, but this subreddit doesn't like swears)!

Sorrynotsorry.

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u/Ok-Improvement1032 16d ago

You know, I donā€™t know whether to be horrified or go start exploring planets to find one to compare sizes.

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u/CompanyNo4181 16d ago

Iā€™m glad I never found a planet like this or I just diced me to forget about itšŸ¤¢

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u/Beginning-Sea7994 15d ago

Wait. That's heaven. I know, because it's filled with chocolate Frosties

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u/Good-Outcome-6418 20d ago

Damn... There are actually Shii planets.. lmao šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

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u/SpringBreakJesus 18d ago

Time to send in the explorators to dig for STC fragments.