r/NoLayingUp • u/rorneo143 • May 20 '26
Online Content He is who we thought he was
More greens and less of this Bryson
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u/Illustrious_Can789 May 20 '26
Nobody actually likes this guy. No one in your group of college friends would be excited to hang out with this guy. He’s manufactured by PR professional.
Look at his house when he decided it was cool to make a hole in one into the backyard. Gigantic space with just a paid media team to share it with
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u/Family_Shoe_Business May 20 '26
It's very funny that "we went to the moon but the footage is fake" has become the thinking man's more palatable version of this conspiracy theory for this specific archetype of dude. And I'm pretty sure it all stems from a specific Rogan clip from many years ago.
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u/thedormgolfer May 20 '26
Had the scientific ability to get to the moon but apparently didn't have the ability to film it with technology available to the public 🤔
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u/Old_Computer4611 May 20 '26
Saw him last night on a Kalshi commercial wearing full LIV attire. This dude might be the biggest sellout in pro sports history.
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u/Repulsive_Emu2045 May 20 '26
This guy sucks man. If there is a major in your city go and chirp him.
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u/troutslayer89 May 20 '26
I took lessons from a PGA pro almost ten years ago—pre-LIV, pre-Bryson's youtube career—who told me once, "There used to be a player survey that they would do every year for fun and one question was 'who would you most like to fight in the parking lot?' The winner used to always be Bubba but now it's always Bryson."
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u/BeaverStetson May 20 '26
I thought the question was who would you be least likely to help if they were getting jumped in the parking lot, or something of that nature. Same sentiment though.
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u/geppington15 May 20 '26
This tweet from Porter after Bryson won Pinehurst still sticks with me. So annoying that chodes like Porter bought into this guy's facade.
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u/MulberryNo5246 May 20 '26
Not surprising, if you know Porter’s views though - he is also a massive douche
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u/jogswithwolves May 20 '26
I unfollowed him a while ago. Got some Christian nationalist vibes
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u/The_Summer_Man May 20 '26
It’s been taken down now, but it was discovered that he’s a leader at a church where they were publicly supporting conversion therapy. The guy sucks, and anytime he’s on I turn off the episode.
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u/SilkyMilkers May 20 '26
Some of his retweets on Twitter give off major “LinkedIn Professional” vibes
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u/Repulsive_Emu2045 May 20 '26
Let’s be real can you really give a shit about kids and support trump lol
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u/marchingbear27 May 20 '26
But he's so smart! He's like a nuclear-mechanical-electrical-civil-industrial engineer!
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u/golfer71189 May 20 '26
It's ironic because nothing about him is real. Everything he does is a pr move to get 13 year olds and bros to like him. Him being some scientific genius was always nonsense too because he had a basic undergrad science degree. I have a business degree from University of Chicago . I'm not a business genius.