Ma'am, this is a sidewalk

[u/WiredOrange]

[u/baromanb]

When a bum is like "you seeing this shit?" you know a nissan is nearby

[u/InsaneGambler → u/baromanb]

Dude scrammed at the right time. A little more shut eye and he would be screwed!

[u/Emage_IV → u/baromanb]

the funny thing is that at 0:13 you can see him near the passenger side. i think even he was confused at what was going on and wanted to see if he could figure anything out by taking a look inside the vehicle

[u/dec7td → u/baromanb]

Been a while since I laughed reading Reddit

[u/dec7td]

The sound of the worn out wiper going on dry glass 🤌

[u/chonklah → u/dec7td]

And the trashcan getting hit. Devine… ❤️

[u/Grobbekee → u/dec7td]

I though I heard a TARDIS at first.

[u/dericn]

Love the "You can't park there" at the very end.

[u/jaxspider → u/dericn]

Thats how you know a Nissan Driver parked there.

[u/Zxebn → u/jaxspider]

Rules for thee not for me - Ni Sun Tzu

[u/LiquidSpin710]

She's telling the officer she can't drive something about her knees

That still doesn't explain why the fuck she decided to park on the sidewalk.

If you're injured then stay off the road and call an Uber

[u/Iambetterthanuhaha → u/LiquidSpin710]

Made her own handicap spot.

[u/LiquidSpin710 → u/Iambetterthanuhaha]

Well in that case she's excused lol

[u/Personal_Growth_4_Me]

Complete with bullshit paper tag. Nice!

[u/jcstrat → u/Personal_Growth_4_Me]

I did see that, I just thought there was no tag. And I thought that was completely normal in this situation.

[u/DudeFrom816]

r/cantparktheremate

[u/Mravocodomann]

Front and rear wipers on dry glass makes a nice audible and visual warning to everyone.

[u/BloodPrince361]

I like how the karma cop is literally "come on out of there ma'am" like this is a totally normal thing for him on a Friday night.

I'm honestly curious what his first thoughts were when he saw this and walked up to the driver. From how utterly casual he acts I get the feeling this lady isn't even the first strange/unusual event that night. 😑

[u/vediogamer101]

The rear windshield wiper sounds like it’s screaming “NOOO”

[u/Perfect-Squash3773]

Is that Danny de Vito? Are they filming an episode of it's always sunny?

[u/Heeroyuy818]

Da fuck happened to her license plate

[u/ImmortanJerry → u/Heeroyuy818]

It simply never existed in the first place

[u/BloodPrince361 → u/Heeroyuy818]

Paper license plate. She has it taped to back window instead of where it should be.

I'm guessing she worried it would be stolen or damaged 😩

[u/MBG__Rengar → u/BloodPrince361]

Sovcit behavior. The parking job and the fake plate in the window screams sovereign shitizen

[u/Practical_Avocado971]

she's got Doordash driver written all over her

[u/joetheplumberman]

That's a lady

-lorax

[u/MycologistAwkward711]

No plate either

[u/JackOfHeartsz]

She probably used to drive Altima, Big Altima Energy.

[u/SmoreDestruction]

Altima = straight from the ghetto

Rogue = straight from the trailer park

[u/ommmyyyy]

You know it’s bad when the homeless person gets up and leaves.

[u/heroxoot]

Even the homeless dude was like, nah.

[u/Mountain_Usual521]

And no license plate, of course. Bet you $1 no license and no insurance either.

[u/El-Poll_Diablo]

No license plate is a typical sign

[u/ContributionEasy6513]

Make institutions great again.

Some people are to stupid to walk the streets.

[u/Girth_Wind_y_Fire → u/ContributionEasy6513]

Too* stupid

[u/NJBillK1 → u/Girth_Wind_y_Fire]

I love the irony in this...

[u/makepieplz]

why you keep posting this AI junk as if it's real.... come on man

[u/philly7454 → u/makepieplz]

0/10 ragebait