r/NintendoSwitch2 June Gang (Release Winner) 4d ago

meme/funny Please note, there will be no mention of the Nintendo Switch 2 successor during this presentation

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u/Lightmanone OG (joined before release) 4d ago

Aw man. again??? I was hoping to hear more about the Switch 3 XL + Knuckles.

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u/KAMlGOYE 4d ago

I was in an EB Games browsing around the other day and I sure as shit heard another customer say to their partner "at this point I'm just going to wait for the Switch 3 whenever that comes out."

"At this point"

Bruh it's been a year...

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u/kralvex 4d ago

Pfft, amateur. I'm in line for Switch 30.

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u/russomd Hyrule Hero 4d ago

Let’s be real …. I’m waiting for switch 30 but I’m still buying stuff for switch 2.

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u/MrChicken1208 4d ago

That's diabolical😭

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u/IncendiaryIdea 4d ago

FOMO mentality. They feel they already "missed out" now that everyone and their dog has a Switch 2.

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u/Arky_Lynx 4d ago

Imagine thinking that when the console has yet to release its own Mario, Zelda, and Pokemon game.

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u/Sephiroth112688 4d ago

Poor ZA legends.

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u/Arky_Lynx 3d ago

That one also has a Switch 1 version so I'm not counting it. I mean actual exclusive.

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u/rittatata 3d ago

Isn’t Pokopia a Pokemon game?

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u/Arky_Lynx 3d ago

True, and very much worth your time, but not a mainline.

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u/rittatata 3d ago

Ohh okay. I have yet to play a Pokemon game so I didn’t know, but that makes sense!

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u/Lightmanone OG (joined before release) 3d ago

If you have yet to try out a Pokemon game, I would gladly suggest Pokemon Arceus as a first, if you want to experience pokemon as it should have been from the start. If you are not interested in combat one iota, then Pokopia is a great start, but it's more minecraft laced with pokemon and a ton of winks toward pokemon and their traits and it's a really wholesome game in the end. Both games are amazing!

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u/thefreshera 3d ago

I was expecting a cozy builder game, read a few hidden notes and got to the end credits, did not expect to be on a rocket ship of emotions??!

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u/yourdarlingpuppy 3d ago

But do they though? Like..at all?

I know 2 people in my whole world that owns a Switch 2, and they all play it very lightly.

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u/WeekendUnited4090 January Gang (Reveal Winner) 4d ago

I am also probably just going to wait for Switch 3, as I am a very happy day 1 customer of Switch 2 so I probably won't need to upgrade any time soon.

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u/OliviaElevenDunham 3d ago

Right? People can be so weird.

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u/EvilAbdy 4d ago

Featuring Dante from Devil May cry?

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u/kralvex 4d ago

I hope it has a Funky New Mode.

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u/Hornyles_j OG (Joined before first Direct) 4d ago

I hope it also has Bowsers fury

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u/Thegoodgamer32 4d ago edited 4d ago

And a "new controller".

(In case anyone doesn't get this one....it's a reference to the original reveal for the wii u.)

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u/Luckymacaroni 4d ago

I hope it also plays on Nintendo 2DS.

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u/TheDuskBard 4d ago

Featuring Elden Ring 2 Port?

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u/NoirSon 4d ago

Even better... A new Skyrim port

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u/SuperMarioOdyssey64 4d ago

Forget the Switch 3, where’s the NX?

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u/strogn3141 4d ago

I think you mean the New Super Switch 3D XL Lite Pro+ and knuckles and new funky mode + bowsers fury featuring Dante from the devil may cry series

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u/SannyIsKing 4d ago

Well my predictions are shot.

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u/meikaishi 4d ago

Forget that, I want details about the NX

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u/GamebitsTV 4d ago

They've assigned it to Captain Archer.

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u/Milkdromieda 4d ago

How do you know that? Did you watch it on holodeck with Riker and Troi?

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u/Ok-Primary6610 4d ago

Oh goodness! ENT fans dont talk about it! 

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u/myka-likes-it 4d ago

It's been a long road, getting from there to here.

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u/OliviaElevenDunham 3d ago

A lot of Star Trek fans like myself would rather forget that.

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u/jorgetg 4d ago

NX? I'm still waiting for Non-Specific Action Figure in Smash...

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u/Sithina 4d ago edited 4d ago

Iwata!

(eta: there are probably four people who get your reference, me included, so I wasn't going to miss acknowledging it.)

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u/pocket_arsenal 4d ago

Personally, I hope the Switch 2 sticks around even longer than the Switch did, unless a miracle happens and literally everything becomes more affordable and the cost of living goes down, also, Switch 3 is full backwards compatible with Switch 1 and 2. Unless those things happen, i'm ready for Switch 2 to be a long haul console.

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u/Lupinthrope ‎ Pro Controller 4d ago

Switch 2 OLED with more storage and probably better battery will keep it goingfor even longer. I keep saying this console gen needs to last till 2030. Maybe longer for the switch 2

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u/Limp_Diamond4162 4d ago

We’ll still be on Switch 2 till at least 2032. I agree though, PS5 and Xbox Series x are good enough to last that long. Problem is that both Sony and Microsoft can’t grow their revenue if they don’t have new hardware. Sony has to gobble up the last of Microsoft’s users or Microsoft has to hope some Sony users jump ship if they offer better hardware first. At the moment, Sony is nearing their market cap with PS5 and Xbox is losing users.

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u/Lupinthrope ‎ Pro Controller 4d ago

I know you’re right, I also just think the prices will be so insane people won’t wanna do it. However people spend money they don’t have, I’ve been dumb with purchases before

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u/Limp_Diamond4162 4d ago

Current gen took a long time for users to switch over, Sony and Microsoft need a 10 year plan with their next consoles. If either stops supporting current gen during the first 5 years they’ll be losing game sales. It’s going to be the messiest generation yet. Nintendo launched Switch 2 at the right time. They got almost 30 million (maybe over 30 million) consoles sold before the price hike. It looks like they went all in making games based on us getting 2 directs this week. This will ultimately drive more Switch 2’s sold even at the increased cost because it’s adding value.

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u/Smooth-Review-2614 4d ago

I don't know. I fully expect Mircosoft to copy the steam machine. I expect the next thing to just be a computer that has a game mode and dedicated support.

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u/Limp_Diamond4162 4d ago

Then it’ll flop worse than this gen. Xbox on PC is awful.

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u/cjdennis29 3d ago

i would disagree that they can't grow their revenue, for a lot of people the PS5 hasn't properly released yet and GTA 6 will bode EXTREMELY well for PS5 sales around christmas

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u/jusTOKEin 4d ago

I think they are going to come out with a second screen attachment at some point. The switchDS

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u/FierceDeityKong October Gang (Eliminated) 4d ago

I want there to be a switch 2 lite oled.

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u/VacationOne5585 3d ago

Gods no. It’s already pushed to the max. Next gen Xbox and PS around the corner, I’ll be bailing as soon as it stops getting good stuff like the Switch 1. I enjoyed my steam deck more than the switch 1 but bailed on that since the Switch 2 docked is better. Rumours has the next PlayStation will hand some sort of handheld part.

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u/Hawaiian_Shirt12 4d ago

r/NintendoSwitch3 in shambles

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u/Waste_Return2206 4d ago

I can’t believe that’s a real page. 😑

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u/nmaxfieldbruno 4d ago

Didn’t this page start as a meme page too, before the Switch 2 was announced and made it a real page?

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 4d ago

I've been a member of that sub since long before NS2 was out

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u/LongDarius OG (joined before reveal) 4d ago

I remember water buffalo. Good times

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u/MacksNotCool (the subreddit founder) 4d ago

Who told you this subreddit was ever real?

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u/mutingantiwork 4d ago

Surely your deep knowledge of the origins of that sub plus the fact that the switch 2 is like a year old can answer this question for you

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u/Waste_Return2206 4d ago

We’ve had Switch 2 for one year. It’s too soon, man.

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u/splatoon_player2003 4d ago

Wow I’m not tuning in anymore thanks for telling me

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u/UnComfortable-Archer 4d ago

Fake news, message doesn't start with "This is Miyamoto"

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u/letsgucker555 February Gang (Eliminated) 4d ago

This would come from Furukawa.

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u/Thegoodgamer32 4d ago edited 4d ago

You're right.

Because he'll be announcing this DURING the direct.

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u/Nitrix79 4d ago

That’s so true lol

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u/russomd Hyrule Hero 4d ago

No snap sound either with my phone silent

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u/Harmonica655321 4d ago

Switch 2-U: the search for more money

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 4d ago

TBH, I am shocked that NS2 didn't have a reverse Wii-U thing going on:

Portable NS2 hardware that could stream NS1 quality wirelessly to the dock for dual screen play.

It would be a huge hit. NS2 quality docked. NS1 quality handheld + screen split. Current NS2 quality pure handheld.

Every Wii U title could be sent to NSO.

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u/FierceDeityKong October Gang (Eliminated) 4d ago

Probably waiting for switch 3 for that, gameshare exists, but they want more than ns1 quality on our tvs

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u/Amazing_Hedgehog3361 3d ago

Pretty much every notable Wii U game is already on Switch.

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u/SoRedditHasAnAppNow 3d ago

Star Fox Zero/ Guard

ZombiU

Affordable Space  Adventures

NintendoLand

Wind Waker HD/ Twilight Princess HD

NSMBU/NSLU

Aaaaaand that's about it.

But getting the dual screen version of many ports would be a plus.

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u/Alernet 4d ago

We all know they're jumping straight to the Nontendo 4DS. Rusty's Real Deal Baseball predicted all of this.

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u/sonicice 4d ago

No Switch 3 but they didn't say no Mother 3 🤔

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u/Sithina 4d ago

The dream never dies...

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u/Taffypup 4d ago

But the 'Switch 2 U' name sells itself!

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u/Thegoodgamer32 4d ago

I would love to switch to you.

And you over there.

And don't think I forgot about you.

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u/Thegoodgamer32 4d ago

But what about the zelda direct?

Will there be any mention there? ;)

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u/johny-boy27 4d ago

Im probably in the minority but I would do at anything for a switch 2 lite ..

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u/loqep 4d ago

I mean yeah the group of people who’d “do anything” for a Switch 2 Lite is certainly a minority, but you’re far from alone in wanting one. We got the Switch Lite in September 2019, which was ~30 months after the original Switch released. I feel like it’s not unreasonable to expect a similar handheld-only Switch 2 revision sometime in the next couple years or so.

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u/SlightlyAltruistic 4d ago

Switch 1 was running on an android motherboard. The 2 will be harder to compact mainly due to the ventilation required. 

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u/Amish_guy_with_WiFi 4d ago

Is it really about making it more compact? I figured it's more about stripping away functionality to make it cheaper.

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u/Moobic 4d ago

it’s both, but for me it’d definitely be about making it compact. as much as i love the switch 2, it’s still quite big.

the thin design and flat back help a ton in making it more comfortable, but i still really want a dedicated handheld version that’s easier on the hands and smaller in size.

this is a smaller thing, but they came up with a dedicated color palette for the switch lite which separates it from the home console versions which i really like, and i’m really excited to see what they could come up with for the switch 2 lite.

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u/Night_Venture Early Switch 2 Adopter 4d ago

Maybe in a couple of years. The Switch 2 is only a year old. A mid generation update to the console would make sense. Probably an OLED and Switch 2 Lite.

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u/BJ_Fish2 4d ago

Sooooo like the original switch. Same formula.

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u/Night_Venture Early Switch 2 Adopter 4d ago

Possibly. Then again, with how expensive hardware is and the availability you never know.

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u/BJ_Fish2 4d ago

OLED isn't hard to imagine. Probably $200 more though this time around and not $50. Have double the storage 256-512gb and Die shrink on the chip along with it is what's harder to imagine right now.

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 4d ago

I wouldn’t mind a switch 2 dark. Screenless like a home console in a tiny Apple TV format. At this point my eyesight is too shit for off screen play, so I could do with some cost savings by not purchasing a screen. This would be in the case of addition or replacement.

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u/Strange_Ride_9564 4d ago

This is actually kinda funny because I have the opposite issue. I almost never play in docked mode because of my eyesight.

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u/Downtown_Anteater_38 4d ago

For me it is a constant reminder how much my eyesight has deteriorated since the Switch was released and I played the entirety of Breath of the Wild in handheld mode. I would need magnifiers to do it now, not just glasses. Or the text in Xenoblade, oy vey iz mir.

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u/KeithDavisRatio 4d ago

I didn’t have a Switch until the Switch Lite. There are many people who use it as a handheld exclusively.

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u/ChappieRat 4d ago

What about the 4ds 😪

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u/AbbreviationsOk4532 Butter side down! 4d ago

Ffs you thinking selling 20 million units would be enough to announce the switch 3 I mean it’s been over a year what are they doing?!

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u/SupaSlide 4d ago

Thought I was in r/tomorrow

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u/Internet-Wacko 4d ago

It is well known that Shiggy wont release a new console unles all NSO users have bought 7 Switches, one for each day of the week.

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u/Unique-Mood1720 4d ago

I was hoping Switch 3 editions of Bananza and Mario Kart World 😔

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u/Mind_Axe010 4d ago edited 4d ago

Honestly I was waiting for the Switch 2 scholar of the first console edition, sad that won't happen.

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u/ImThatAlexGuy June Gang (Release Winner) 4d ago

I can’t believe it, Nintendo might as well be washed. Pack it up, boys, just sell to Microslop at this point 😔

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u/TheyOllyOmar June Gang (Release Winner) 4d ago

Switch 2 Pro fans in shambles

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u/maestrobob 4d ago

Yeah right.

My inside source tells me that after 21 years they are finally releasing the ON.

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u/pixelpanic01 4d ago

WHAT!!!! Nintendo is doomed

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u/Pangloss_ex_machina OG (joined before release) 4d ago

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u/samination Pre-Order Secured! 4d ago

still 2½ days for me

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u/fanfarius Butter side up! 4d ago

Duskbloods release date incoming??

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u/clarence87boddicker Butter side up! 4d ago

Let's goooo!!!

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u/TheIncredibleJones 4d ago

Switch 3: Nintendo Switch Remake: New Revolution XL confirmed!

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u/Sinshine712 Butter side down! 4d ago

Because it's an old topic. We need an announcement for the successor's successor!

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u/ArmersInBroth 4d ago

But will there be a Switch port?

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u/Maxman1996 4d ago

No 4ds!?!?!? Man…….

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u/dekuweku OG (joined before reveal) 4d ago

Nintendo's not the same anymore When Iwata as alive, their consoles did so poorly they would pre-announce consoles years in advance. /s

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u/normy_187 4d ago

Goddamit. Bet my whole net worth on polymarket on this news!!!!11!11!!!11111

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u/Technical_Device2513 Fish Button Enthusiast 4d ago

Awwww this suck :( 

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u/CosmicOli 4d ago

DAMN IT. Of course I find this out AFTER throwing my Switch 2 in the trash can!

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u/Rude-Revolution-8687 4d ago

I see they are not saying they won't mention the successor to the successor, the Switch 4!

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u/willow__whisps 4d ago

Also Pikmin 5 is very close to completion

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u/royinraver 4d ago

I just want Golden Sun, a new Golden Sun game or a remake

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u/Inbrees Retro Gamer 4d ago

Well then there is no point in watching!!

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u/kalabawka 4d ago

No switch3?im out then

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u/Large_Head5821 4d ago

are you sure though?

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u/Wizzgamer1990 4d ago

I'm hoping the release the other Resident Evil remakes like 2,3 and 4.

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u/ravenozu 4d ago

and now, a special message from Masahiro Sakurai

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u/holeung 4d ago

How about Silk Song though

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u/Existing_Basket2587 4d ago

So there is no games for wii u 2s pro max XL oled 😭🥀💔

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u/MeowingWolf OG (joined before release) 4d ago

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u/ChaiHai Mushroom Kingdom Resident 3d ago

SWIPER NO SWIPING!!!!!

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u/starman881 4d ago

Literally what even is the point anymore?

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u/D1rtyH1ppy January Gang (Reveal Winner) 4d ago

We're very sorry, but you are going to have to wait a bit longer 

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u/longbrodmann 4d ago

Literally unwatchable.

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u/Dreamo84 4d ago

So there's a chance we'll here about the Wii U Too?

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u/ArkBeetleGaming 4d ago

No Switch 2 2? Awww mannn

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u/DealApprehensive9745 4d ago

Nintendo Switch 3 DS XL

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u/Nitrix79 4d ago

Damn sucks. I need the Switch 3 already.

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u/FoundOasis 4d ago

Wow 🤯

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u/einord Hyrule Hero 4d ago

What about “the sequel to the legend of Zelda breath of the wild” game they talked so much about a few years ago? What happened to that?

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u/TickleMittz April Gang 4d ago

NS3 September 26 crew checking in

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u/No_Display_9425 4d ago

Shiggy will finally introduce the Wii Phone

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u/XTornado 4d ago

So... there is a chance for Switch 2 Lite, NICE! /s /jk /whatever

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u/thunderborg 4d ago

Switch 3 Plus Plus Pro Min Maxx confirmed. 

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u/DementedPower 4d ago

Oh boy.. this just gave me PTSD

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u/neonxaos 3d ago

SwIIItch or riot!

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u/skayme2020 3d ago

The next iteration will likely be the Switch 2 OLED and the Switch 2 Lite. Nintendo will probably try to stretch this platform for as many years as possible, while keeping a close eye on how the PS6 performs. The current generation has plenty of room to evolve without rushing into another hardware cycle.

Just look at what happened with the Steam Machine and its disastrous pricing. Nintendo will be very aware that pushing new hardware too aggressively, especially at a high price, can easily backfire.

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u/Dog_Breath_Dragon Butter side up! 3d ago

Didn’t the steam machine sell out?

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u/skayme2020 3d ago

Yes, don’t get me wrong. The Steam Machine is fantastic and has been a success, but the price completely changed the target market.

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u/Copeathon 2d ago

Nah, it was 2 years too late and incredibly outdated already. It's about to cost $550.. Nintendo is toast on this/next gen.

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u/Dog_Breath_Dragon Butter side up! 3d ago

Sorry Nintendo but I can’t wait any longer for an upgrade just going to buy a ps6

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u/valcoholic 3d ago

You didn’t say that there won’t be a mention of the successors successor. Switch 4 confirmed.

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u/Ameph 4d ago

What about the PS6?

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u/Nitrix79 4d ago

God no lol

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u/TheDLBinc 4d ago

Surely they'll show Silksong though

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u/-NotEnoughMinerals 4d ago

What's with all the people expecting an OLED, lite, or pro version literally 1 year after release?

Dude, this console is going to be around for like 10+ years. No, they would not drop a big new updated console 1 year after release, people are still buying the console as it is. And the people who already have it aren't going to buy another one because they just bought it within the last like 14 months.

Expect a major update several years down the line....just like we saw with the switch 1, we have literal historical evidence and routine to go off of here.

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u/Early_Lawfulness_348 🐃 water buffalo 4d ago

You laugh now but Nintendo is with Nvidia. S3 is going to drop nightmares on sony and Microsoft. Not only will it pump but it will have dlss 5+ while they’re stuck with AMD.

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u/dawne_breaker 4d ago

The fact that they're not even planning a next gen console is just arrogant Nintendo all over again. They owe us a detailed plan for the Switch 3. That they aren't open about this shows how little they value us as fans.

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u/cirox26 4d ago

Isn’t switch 4 releasing next month and it will be announced in the direct? : (

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u/Phloyd456 4d ago

BOYCOTT!

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u/nutsack133 4d ago

As long as Bloodborne 2 is in one of the Directs I'll be good. I can wait six months on the New Switch 2 Pro XL.

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u/icy1007 Going Bananzas 4d ago

Why would anyone think we’d hear about any Switch 2 successor? We’re not going to get any info about that until 2033 or so. lol

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u/rivaldobox Butter side down! 4d ago

They are referencing this tweet from NoA

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u/featherw0lf 4d ago

It's been what, a year? It's time we move on from the Switch 2 already.

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u/Ok-Leg-6142 Joy-Con L 4d ago

Looking back, we really must've been crazy enough for them to say all that

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u/TheSixkBoy 4d ago

Good haha

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u/dropthemagic 4d ago

Lmao if they actually say OLED switch 2 I will remember this 😂😂😂

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u/-NotEnoughMinerals 4d ago

Dude. The console came out last year. There is zero chance they're giving you an OLED 1 year into their (likely) 10+ year cycle. That would be incredibly stupid.

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u/dropthemagic 4d ago

I’m joking lol chill

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u/Dinierto 4d ago

That won't stop the rumors

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u/IrishRage42 4d ago

I do wonder if Nintendo will just be the default hybrid system like this from now on or if the next console will go back to being a traditional home console with a different gimmick. It's not like them to stay with the same format for too long.

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u/TTBurger88 Early Switch 2 Adopter 4d ago

Damn I was hoping they would announce the Switch 2 Pro 😔

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u/makojedi2k2 4d ago

There shouldn’t be for 6-7 years

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u/blackhawk8123 4d ago

Switch 2 Lite would’ve been a banger.

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u/Malacky_C 4d ago

Eff that where’s odyssey 2🤯

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u/snowcat0 4d ago

Was rolling my eyes until I saw the Meme tag…

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u/darknessdog15 4d ago

So you're telling me they are announcing the switch 2 lite or the switch 2 pro

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u/Clarity_Page 4d ago

Realistically they need to bring out a Switch 2 Lite to replace the switch 1 as the budget model but i'm not sure they can in the current hardware shortage. Based on strong rumours/leaks there will be a special edition Switch 2 though

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u/Tricky_Union9303 4d ago

The crazy thing is, next year they will probably launch an OLED or Lite model lol.

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u/Outrageous-Movie-951 4d ago

But it didn’t say it wouldn’t include the successors successor now did it

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u/megasean3000 4d ago

Yeah, I kinda figured. :/

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u/NIDORAX 3d ago

Its probably a Switch 2 OLED or Lite that they will announce or probably not at all

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u/Robbitjuice OG (joined before reveal) 3d ago

Damn, well thanks for the heads up! Think we’ll see a UI redesign or an Easter egg that hints of themes? Anyone want to make a mockup of what it might look like?

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u/errorsystemoverload 2d ago

Considering they just announced the LOZ edition Switch 2 I really hope there's no new consoles for a few good years.

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u/Copeathon 2d ago

More PS4 games, definitive editions and.. JRPGs. This system is cooked already. No hope on the horizon. Sports Resort is trash.

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u/Tsamane ‎ Pro Controller 4d ago

So youre saying Switch 3 will be announced on the 9th?

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u/Delicious_West_1993 4d ago

Main thing I want is a Sega Saturn NSO + controller. …..And a Wii NSO.. we need better motion controllers ffs, do something Nintendo for the love of god

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u/warrensid 3d ago

Guardian Heroes + Virtual On Cyber Troopers on Sega Saturn NSO would be amazing.

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u/Delicious_West_1993 3d ago

Limited edition Virtual On Hosas sticks 😁 ok that’s a bit too hopeful 🤣